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Old 03-19-2015, 07:42 PM
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Bob decided to go golfing with his buddy, Ray.





So they loaded up Bob's minivan and headed out. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible thunderstorm.





They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.





“I realize its terrible weather out there, and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,” she explained. “I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.”





“Don't worry,” Bob said, “We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.”





The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.





Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.





They enjoyed a great weekend of golfing.





But about nine months later, Bob got an unexpected letter from an attorney.





It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.





He dropped in on his friend Ray and asked, “Ray, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday about 9 months ago?”





“Yes, I do.” said Ray





“Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?”





“Well, um, yes!,” Ray said, a little embarrassed about being found out, “I have to admit that I did.”





“And did you happen to give her MY name instead of telling her your name?”





Ray's face turned beet red and he said, “Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?”





“She just died and left me everything.”





* And you thought the ending would be little bit different, didn't you?...





You know you smiled. Now keep that smile for the rest of the day!
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Old 03-19-2015, 08:10 PM
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Thanks Wayne. That was hilarious
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Old 03-20-2015, 08:32 AM
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just made the morning a little bit better
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Old 03-20-2015, 07:29 PM
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That was AWESOME Waynie!!! I laughed out loud!!
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