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novanutcase

05-29-2007, 08:14 PM

OK...this is going to seem kind of weird but I'm not sure what to do so I figured maybe somebody on the board could help me with this one. This is kind of long but bear with me!

I just got back from a Business/Vacation trip to Las Vegas. My friend, who accompanied me to the trade show, likes to go to a strip club called the Crazy Horse 2. I'm not a big fan of strip clubs in general since, when I use to play in a rock band here in L.A., I got my fill of psycho strippers! In any case, we go to the club and I'm wearing a t-shirt from a band that I love from the 90's called "New Model Army". We were there for around a half hour and this insanely gorgeous stripper comes up to me and practically knocks me over jumping on me while she is screaming "I LOVE NEW MODEL ARMY!". She continues to tell me how she used to be a big L.A. groupy in the 90's and that was one of her favorite bands and she can't believe that someone still has that t-shirt! We spent the rest of the evening and most of the early morning talking about people that we knew and about the "good ol' days"(She was 17 at the time.(1994, she's 30 now!)) She told me she still lives in L.A. and is in the porn business but wants to get out and wants to get into the music business! She gave me her e-mail and asked me to e-mail her back so she could send me some music files for me to listen to that she had sang on and critique them for her! I e-mailed her, thinking she would e-mail me some music files, I would listen to them and e-mail her back what I thought. She e-mailed me again and now she wants to get together this week!

I guess my dilemma is, what do I do? I've been out with enough strippers to know how crazy their lives are and I really don't want to get sucked into that whole drama again but, oh my god, she is so HOT that it is REALLY hard to resist her! She has such a bubbly personality and she is so energetic and FUN but, like I said, I know that whole darkside to her lifestyle! HELP!!!!

John

tndude

05-29-2007, 08:34 PM

As hard as it may be.....think with the head on your shoulders.....walk away man! Sounds like trouble.:_paranoid Fun to look at but she will either cost you lots of $$$ or give you something you will have for the rest of your life. :omg:

ProdigyCustoms

05-29-2007, 08:47 PM

I think we need to review some pictures and videos to correctly analyze the entire situation.

chicane

05-29-2007, 09:05 PM

... Uhm... are you married ?? Uh huh... no ??

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k270/chicane67/id_hit_it_millionere.jpg

No one said you had to marry her...

youthpastor

05-29-2007, 09:11 PM

RUN FOREST RUN, you got a beautiful car going together dont get side-tracked

va72mlibu

05-29-2007, 09:13 PM

Knock the back out of it. And have an escape plan.

HotRod68Camaro

05-29-2007, 09:55 PM

Hit It then Quit It

HAULNSS

05-29-2007, 10:05 PM

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4330/fruithititqp3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2884/hititvf4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:yes: :rofl:

Randy

novanutcase

05-29-2007, 10:16 PM

Problem is with strippers ya can't just hit and run! These hookers will stalk you and get all evil on your ass! I've been through it several times in the past and I really don't need the drama!
Obviously, marriage is the furthest thing from my mind! I just don't want to get sucked in! I mean, she is super hot so it's hard not to look at her and not want her. Then when she starts talking you just can't help but think "Damn! She's hot AND smart! Is she one of the few who's smart enough to know how to use her body for some easy money and get out when she starts to not be so hot or is she just setting me up to start sucking my bank account dry!":(

I think we need to review some pictures and videos to correctly analyze the entire situation.

I'd post a link but I don't think some of the "Underage" crowds parents would appreciate it!:captain:
P.M. me if you're really curious! She had red hair then but now she's blond! Her natural color. She showed me!:thumbsup:

John

race-rodz

05-29-2007, 10:38 PM

im with frank on this one.

chicane

05-29-2007, 11:08 PM

You do live in seperate states dont you ??

There shouldnt be any stocking problem... unless she ties you up with one of them... Oh, I mean... uhm... yeah... stalking.

Seriously John... what are you worried about ?? If you are this hesitant now, something is steering you into the right direction. Turn the cheek and march on brother.

But not till after you brake it off. :D

novanutcase

05-29-2007, 11:22 PM

She lives in Hollywood and I live about a mile east of Hollywood so, yeah, stalking could be a big problem! I've had it happen to me with other strippers! They get all into you and when you dump them they feel like your throwing them away like a piece of trash! I went out with one stripper that had "Dixie Cup" tattooed to her lower back. I didn't know what it meant until one day I asked her and she said "You know, use it once and throw it away!:wow:

THEY ARE NOT NORMAL WOMEN!!!!:willy: :lol:

John

CRCRFT78

05-29-2007, 11:46 PM

novanutcase

05-30-2007, 12:34 AM

I say HIT IT. But on a serious note, if you like her be upfront with her about some of the past experiences. Keep it real with her. Theres nothing wrong with giving anyone a chance before you judge them. Just keep it casual and leave yourself an "OUT" if it starts to get to risky.

Yeah....I pretty much plan on doing that but sometimes these hookers use that to their advantage so I'm not sure if that is such a good idea!

John

Rybar

05-30-2007, 12:35 AM

Holy Crap dude, you are not married? I'd hit that **** so fast if I were you. :cheers:

Please post pics! :unibrow:

novanutcase

05-30-2007, 12:41 AM

Holy Crap dude, you are not married? I'd hit that **** so fast if I were you. :cheers:

Please post pics! :unibrow:

See post #9:lol:

70gotboost

05-30-2007, 06:13 AM

if you have to ask the question, you already know the answer!!!!

ProdigyCustoms

05-30-2007, 07:01 AM

After close inspection, it's a hit! You single guys have all the fun!

ZZ3ElCamino

05-30-2007, 10:54 AM

I almost dated a stripper once, but when we met up for the first time and she brought her 2 year old and 5 year old....I had to cut it loose

novanutcase

05-30-2007, 11:03 AM

After close inspection, it's a hit! You single guys have all the fun!

Wadda ya think Frank?:unibrow: Hope your lady didn't get mad!:_paranoid :lol:

John

EFI

05-30-2007, 11:33 AM

Please send me pics, and if she's as hot as you say, I'd be glad to take her out a few times and report back to you....

_____________
- Dan

eville

05-30-2007, 11:46 AM

kennyd

05-30-2007, 11:47 AM

thats the best post i have ever seen here !

HIT IT !!! BUT double bag it

novanutcase

05-30-2007, 11:57 AM

If it's not going to f7ck up a good thing the HIT IT!
Drama will last but she'll get over it and so will you.
Unless you're too gun shy, but then why would you post here... Tryin' to brag about it? :P

No! Nothing really to brag about!:lol: :captain:

I guess, for me, it's a tough decision since I've experienced these types of women before and everything inside me says "Don't Do It!" but there's something about her that made me pause and think "Maybe she's different!". I mean, I talked to her almost through her whole shift and she never asked me for money or if I wanted a lap dance! She just seemed so happy to talk to someone that knew the same people and had the same experiences that she had. Don't get me wrong! I'm certainly not looking for a BF/GF relationship but maybe a friend with benefits. I know most dancers don't like having BF anyways so it works for the both of us. I guess I'll just have to play it by ear!

For those of you who have never experienced women like this! They're kind of like Nitrous! When you hit the switch you're not really sure what's going to happen! Either you're going to win the race or blow the motor! Exciting but dangerous!

John

ProdigyCustoms

05-30-2007, 01:52 PM

No! Nothing really to brag about!:lol: :captain:

I guess, for me, it's a tough decision since I've experienced these types of women before and everything inside me says "Don't Do It!" but there's something about her that made me pause and think "Maybe she's different!". John

LOL, maybe is was the 99LBS and big bobbies. LOL!

Mick Mc

05-30-2007, 02:16 PM

I love "The Crazy Horse II". I've left my fair share of house payments there and received a few email addresses and phone numbers from the sweetest (hottest) girls on the planet.

I've been in a situation close to yours and looking back I'd rather have the car than the drama. Yes strippers are alot like nitrous, full speed ahead and lots of broken parts flying everywhere, and the empty bottle too.
There is alot to be said for something that comes with a key. You can turn it off and on when YOU want.

Jon send me some pictures or a link, refresh my memory of why I love the Horse II.

Mick

jy211

05-30-2007, 02:17 PM

I got the solution! :D

Use your cell number as point of contact..you can always avoid the calls!

Use a buddy's house and just say it's yours....that way if she just pops up a day after you hit it, your buddy answers the door...and says uh you must have the wrong house no one named that lives here...

Just make sure you take care of your buddy :thumbsup:

Oh and send me a picture of her....hehehe

ZZ3ElCamino

05-30-2007, 04:08 PM

I would just try to "beat it" at her house. No sense in letting her know where you are living. And the cell number is a good idea, since you can screen the calls :D

67velle

05-30-2007, 08:02 PM

:ttiwop: :yes:

Gordz32

05-30-2007, 08:26 PM

I'd say hit it! But I need to see some pics just to be sure!:D

novanutcase

05-30-2007, 09:30 PM

LOL, maybe is was the 99LBS and big bobbies. LOL!

LOL!!! You may be right Frank! In my business, I have to deal with tall skinny models all day long so when I see someone petite and STACKED maybe it showed me that there are other women out there that aren't giraffes!!:lol:

John

tyoneal

05-31-2007, 03:40 AM

John:

Yes, she does look like a fun ride.

As long as you:

a) Protect yourself from getting mentally involved

b) Protect yourself from getting involved long term (keep your private information private. Where you live and contact info)

3) Protect yourself from things you can't see or can't get rid of. (I have a nurse friend who works in the infectious Disease industry. You definitely don't want what's going around out there)

4) Protect yourself from things you CAN see. (She might have a jealous boy friend who is trigger happy, or a Employer who tends to her money after a job)<----- Yes this is a Pun!

If you can enjoy it while being diligent about these things, you might give it a go.

When you both met, maybe she was turned on by your name! :unibrow:

It might have sounded like employment to her. :unibrow:

Have fun,

Ty O'Neal

novanutcase

05-31-2007, 03:58 AM

LOL!!! I guess you got the link........:lol:

John

spchiv

05-31-2007, 08:40 AM

70gotboost is right on. You know the right answer, use your brain.

syborg tt

05-31-2007, 10:25 AM

LOL!!! You may be right Frank! In my business, I have to deal with tall skinny models all day long so when I see someone petite and STACKED maybe it showed me that there are other women out there that aren't giraffes!!:lol:

John

Uhm - Skinny Models - may I ask what you do.

Okay - many years ago when i was Personal Training i used to train a bunch of Strippers. Great Clients off in the afternoons and they actually pay with paper money. Believe it or not they were all pretty normal during the day when I worked with them.

PS - I just had to remember not to wear Nylon workout pants when i was training them.........................

ZZ3ElCamino

05-31-2007, 11:37 AM

So Marty, I am guessing you wore really loose baggy pants instead :lol:

syborg tt

05-31-2007, 11:52 AM

So Marty, I am guessing you wore really loose baggy pants instead :lol:

Only when i was training Sandy and she was wearing her Half Shirt.

Wow were they big

ps - did i mention i live with 3 girls

novanutcase

05-31-2007, 12:27 PM

Uhm - Skinny Models - may I ask what you do.

Okay - many years ago when i was Personal Training i used to train a bunch of Strippers. Great Clients off in the afternoons and they actually pay with paper money. Believe it or not they were all pretty normal during the day when I worked with them.

PS - I just had to remember not to wear Nylon workout pants when i was training them.........................

LOL!!! Marty! You kill me!! I also use to personal train! What certification did you reach?

I work in the apparel business making overpriced clothing for all your wives/girlfriends.

They do seem normal on an occasional basis but when you start to date them is when the real person comes out. Not bad per se but they can make some REAL wacky decisions!

John

syborg tt

05-31-2007, 03:57 PM

LOL!!! Marty! You kill me!! I also use to personal train! What certification did you reach?

ACE, AFFA, ACSM & NASM Staff trainer. I actually still sell Bow Flex Equipment as I worked with Tom Purvis ( Bow Flex Spokesman) when I was certifying trainer. So they hooked me up as a dealer. I also still help trainers set up Personal Training studio's. Just something I like to do on the side.

I work in the apparel business making overpriced clothing for all your wives/girlfriends.

Yep - you've obviously met my wife.

They do seem normal on an occasional basis but when you start to date them is when the real person comes out. Not bad per se but they can make some REAL wacky decisions!

Is is me or are all women a little wacky once you get to know them ???

novanutcase

05-31-2007, 04:01 PM

ACE, AFFA, ACSM & NASM Staff trainer. I actually still sell Bow Flex Equipment as I worked with Tom Purvis ( Bow Flex Spokesman) when I was certifying trainer. So they hooked me up as a dealer. I also still help trainers set up Personal Training studio's. Just something I like to do on the side.

WOW!! You went all the way!:lol:

Yep - you've obviously met my wife.

Their all like that in one way or another but then again thats what keeps me in biz!:yes:

Is is me or are all women a little wacky once you get to know them ???

Not you.....I think it has something to do with their missing a certain appendage!:lol:

John

syborg tt

05-31-2007, 04:10 PM

WOW!! You went all the way!:lol:

Really i Want to say something really witty here but i am afraid i might get banned from the list.

novanutcase

05-31-2007, 04:41 PM

Really i Want to say something really witty here but i am afraid i might get banned from the list.

LOL!!!! I already know what you were going to say!:rofl:

John

Roger Poirier

05-31-2007, 11:10 PM

I think we need to review some pictures and videos to correctly analyze the entire situation.

I agree! LMAO

Frank, you are a funny man....

novanutcase

06-01-2007, 03:23 AM

I agree! LMAO

Frank, you are a funny man....

Frank got a pretty good preview...........:lol:

John

TravisB

06-01-2007, 07:31 AM

HIT it....you should have already done it and then came back to tell us about it....lol.

jy211

06-01-2007, 07:47 AM

don't forget the video camera...you know she doesn't mind it! :thumbsup:

ProdigyCustoms

06-01-2007, 08:57 AM

Frank got a pretty good preview...........:lol:

John

I admit I did some additional research on the subject.

melman109

06-01-2007, 09:26 AM

Knock the back out of it. And have an escape plan.

X2 :unibrow:

novanutcase

06-01-2007, 11:14 AM

Frank!

Just sent you a parting shot!:unibrow: :lol:

John

syborg tt

06-01-2007, 02:51 PM

Okay this just came to me while i was driving around Chicago today.

Have one of your good friends or "Frank" put on your "New Model Army" t-shirt and go into the strip club and see what happens. If she goes ga ga over someone else that is wearing the shirt then you have a couple options.

1. Start printing the shirts and selling them on the Board

2. Your friend may have a little less morals and we can all live vicariously through him.

3. Did i mention i wear a Large and i think the shirt would look good on me.

Okay that's my thoughts for the day.

kennyd

06-01-2007, 02:56 PM

wiedemab

06-01-2007, 03:30 PM

Since they've been mentioned a bunch in this thread, I'd thought I'd give them some love. I've never heard their music. I'm a sheltered Midwesterner from Indiana!

http://www.newmodelarmy.org/fhome.htm

Here's some Wiki on them

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Model_Army_(band)

I might have to check them out, get me a T-shirt, fly to Vegas...... What honey - just surfing the net. Just kidding.

We need more threads like this one!!

Later,

Brandon

novanutcase

06-01-2007, 04:20 PM

LOL!!! All kidding aside thanks guys for being there and giving me your opinions and advice! I feel like I've been hanging in the garage with a bunch of friends and some beer shooting the breeze. Means a lot!

But.......

Still not sure if I'm gonna hit it or not although I'm starting to lean towards the hit it side!;) :lol:

John

ZZ3ElCamino

06-01-2007, 04:37 PM

I still think va72Malibu has the best idea "knock the back out of it, and have an escape plan"

If only this poor girl new about this thread! :lol:

70gotboost

06-02-2007, 01:03 PM

70gotboost is right on. You know the right answer, use your brain.

thanks spchiv, glad to see someone out there has morals...

deuce_454

06-03-2007, 11:44 AM

I have always subscribed to the view that life should be tried, not survived.. i would do it til it gets old.. that might be in a week, or in 60 years.. but if she is interesting, has somthing going on upstairs, and has grown up... do it man! or you could find a safe, quiet, well-fed libraian and bore your self to death...

i say, the more vice'es the better, you only live once

mazspeed

06-03-2007, 05:49 PM

LOL, maybe is was the 99LBS and big bobbies. LOL!

This I have too see. :D

mazspeed

06-03-2007, 05:52 PM

I don't see a problem here John. You're not going to marry this girl, so you might as well have some fun with it. You're going to regret not doing it, if she's that hot and nice.

mazspeed

06-03-2007, 06:14 PM

Thanks for the pics, Ill be back in 5 minutes. :unibrow:

airtroop01

06-03-2007, 06:34 PM

Alright... I'm curious to see too.
:thumbsup: :unibrow:

novanutcase

06-03-2007, 06:41 PM

Thanks for the pics, Ill be back in 5 minutes. :unibrow:

Question is what will you be doing for those 5 minutes!!!:rofl:

John

mazspeed

06-03-2007, 06:52 PM

Question is what will you be doing for those 5 minutes!!!:rofl:

John

Cleaning something over and over. :lol:

67velle

06-03-2007, 09:11 PM

w:unibrow: e need an update........

novanutcase

06-03-2007, 09:35 PM

LOL!!!! I've been kind of putting her off until I decide what I'm gonna do!:lol:

John

mazspeed

06-05-2007, 09:12 PM

You need to go for it John. No if's, and's or butts. Well ok a one butt. :thumbsup:

D Rock

06-07-2007, 05:32 PM

there aren't any work safe pics of her? :unibrow:

DRJDVM's '69

06-07-2007, 09:06 PM

Just post some pix with a warning !!!

Or send them to me :)

novanutcase

06-08-2007, 10:01 AM

OK...........

I've been putting the stripper I met a few weeks ago off for a week or so trying to decide if I wanted to be thrust into the eye of the storm or run away. this morning we "hung out" and just sort of talked at an after hours club. She's real nice and very intelligent! Nothing happened but you could feel the sexual tension pretty much the whole morning(I picked her up at the "Dance" club she works at here in Hollywood after she got off! 4:00 a.m.) I just got home and I'm going to go to sleep. She insisted that we "hang out" on her day off so I think I'm just going to go with it and see what happens!

Wish me Luck!

John

TravisB

06-08-2007, 11:25 AM

GOOD luck my friend:bow:

jy211

06-08-2007, 11:26 AM

have some fun for the married guys here....:unibrow: :D :thumbsup:

68protouring454

06-08-2007, 12:22 PM

if you want a pump for your man member i will buy one for ya, cause your gonna need it after looking at the pbb pics

novanutcase

06-08-2007, 05:48 PM

if you want a pump for your man member i will buy one for ya, cause your gonna need it after looking at the pbb pics

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g170/novanutcase/austin-powers1.jpg
Honest Baby! It's not mine! That's not my bag!!!

Most of the women that I have gone out with that are in the Porn industry have told me that they prefer a man with a medium sized member to one with such a large cock a doodle doo!!!

But just in case, I'll bring a 2 x 4 and a GPS locator!

John

68protouring454

06-08-2007, 05:58 PM

lol, but there are many opinions of whats medium size!!!!

Derek69SS

06-08-2007, 06:56 PM

How about a "stage name" we can google if we want to see? :_paranoid Maybe some of us will even recognize some of her "work" :D :unibrow:

ProdigyCustoms

06-08-2007, 07:20 PM

Try searching neesa and oh, maybe pizza

68protouring454

06-08-2007, 10:11 PM

i always wondered what he turn on was about a hole in the middle of a greasy pizza??

TravisB

06-08-2007, 10:27 PM

lol, but there are many opinions of whats medium size!!!!

there are a million places i could have gone with this...and i do owe for posting a pic of my bare ass but im holding back. :lol: :lol:

68protouring454

06-08-2007, 10:35 PM

Thank You

novanutcase

06-09-2007, 01:20 AM

i always wondered what he turn on was about a hole in the middle of a greasy pizza??

I guess it's the italian version of a "Glory Hole"!:lol:

John

68protouring454

06-09-2007, 02:26 PM

next time you hang out order a large pepperoni:thumbsup:

TravisB

06-10-2007, 12:23 AM

Thank You

thought I would take it easy one you....I have been kind of a smartass here lately....not trying to be just happens lol.

novanutcase

06-10-2007, 12:43 AM

Never thought of your posts as being "smart ass" mostly just funny!:lol:

John

Rick D

08-18-2007, 08:43 PM

OK John I just read all 9 pages and I got to know what happened. this is like when to tape something on DVR and you see that 60 minute ran over and you miss the end of your show :mad: Update Please and a picture would be nice I've been married for 9 years with twins I only need 1 minute :D

Spiffav8

08-19-2007, 01:07 PM

68protouring454

08-19-2007, 01:32 PM

i believe he is now allergic to sausage pizza.....

michael6372

08-19-2007, 04:03 PM

I agree with crcrft78. Good luck!!!

tones2SS

08-19-2007, 06:45 PM

Just read all 9 pages myself. So, what happened?!!? Did you hit itor quit it?!!?
As much as I LOVE women, banging a stripper would always scare me.
GOOD LUCK MAN!!!!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :hail: :cheers:

novanutcase

08-20-2007, 01:34 AM

Hit it once then quit it!!!:willy: :captain:

You know what they say? If the planes on fire and ya got a chute? Jump! QUICK!!!

John

Scotch

08-21-2007, 10:52 AM

Okay then.

Now that you've both hit it AND quit it, can we get some pics up in here?

(or you can just send me the "Frank" series via PM - LOL!!)

I was going to drop some advice...but you're already moving down the road on this one.

Thanks for the best thread on Lat-G so far this year though...!!!

Personally, I can't wait until you meet another girl. You've GOT to have a similar post now.

Lat-G - the OFFICIAL "HIT IT OR QUIT IT" SITE for the P-T crowd! :woot:

~SP~

jy211

08-21-2007, 11:26 AM

So did ya feel like a Porn star for a few minutes? :D

novanutcase

08-21-2007, 07:26 PM

So did ya feel like a Porn star for a few minutes? :D

Not really! I guess it was more like Kenny D said!

Throwing a hot dog down a hall way!!!:rofl:

Just kidding! I've been out with plenty of strippers in my time which is why I was so reluctant to go out with this one! I just hit it and then stepped back from it! I told her how I felt prior to my hitting it and when I got back from Columbus GG she called me and said she wanted to hang out. That's when she trapped me in her lair!:lol:
We actually hang every once in a while and I know she wants to get back on the horse by the way she touches me but I keep her at bay so that I don't step in her drama! I think it confuses her because she always has guys trying to hook up with her and I don't so I guess it makes her feel like I don't want her. You know, you always want what you can't have!:unibrow: :rofl:

John