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Holy **** man, that was funny. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Originally Posted by ironworks (Post 403109)

Oh and the seats on my car are not actually from the space ship in the movie Flight Of the Navigator. Just sayin

Flight of the Navigator----:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I should have know better than to respond to your post---I'm way out gunned here.

Can't you and Todd do some more videos for this thread?

D

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Originally Posted by ironworks (Post 403109)

As far as signing up for the event, my wife has it on her list to cut and send a check. I just have no idea which car to bring.

So you won't be coming then since that list of checks to cut rarely gets done... :_paranoid

Just throw Greg's car together and get it ready by then... before he pulls it and takes it to Race Rodz.... or Competition Specialties... real shops who can get it done. :_paranoid

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Originally Posted by Nessumsar (Post 403036)

Aint that the truth? That boy likes his cars like he likes his women, loud, harsh, and smoking! Should have gotten himself a vegas hooker! Help a brother out Todd? :captain:

And speaking of Todd, he should have been a plastic surgeon with how much he "tunes" his car. "a little more here, a little less there, raise this up, make those bigger..."

Doug hasn't put those parts on his car so everyone will keep talking about him; because once they go on he'll be old news, and Mr. Popular can't have that!

Matt's a good jokester cause mind is quick an direct, too bad I can't say the same for his driving.

Roger's so big I don't dare cross him; and Greg's so short I'd feel bad for making fun of him. :(

Steven Steven Steven, I don't know where to start with you...

Tommy boy, could the hair get any bigger?

:woot: :cheers:

Jon, that was good shiat right there man. :lol: :thumbsup:

My Lil Kim Jong Il fiance is indeed a firecracker... but she made me give up the hookers and blow when we got serious. Go figure.

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Originally Posted by Chad-1stGen (Post 403061)

Well I picked up my Camaro from the shop today.

The quality of the work was so poor and there are so many problems with it that I've decided not to bring a knife to a knife fight.... I'm bringing a gun!!

Some searching on craiglist and I found this badass machine. I'm waiting to hear back on my offer. If the deal goes though you guys are definitely gonna need a bigger white board!

I give you the... BUTTONWILLOW DOMINATOR!!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...501/photo2.jpg

This thing is even fully track ready as evidenced in this picture!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...01/photo12.jpg

Fear me

Chad I assume the craftsmanship comment is true (hope not that) and really hope the rest isn't true. You could always go hang out with your buds on Socalterminator forum and buy a Mustang like Matt. :_paranoid

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Originally Posted by DFRESH (Post 403114)

Can't you and Todd do some more videos for this thread?

D

Please, no more amateur hour with those videos.....

Shouldn't you be calling the Ring Bros or something striking a deal for their hood hinges for $10?

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Originally Posted by ironworks (Post 403109)

ROGER LEE HOLDER, it has power windows still. I'm sure I could borrow it for pinks. But if I win you can keep all that barney purple stuff you have on the engine to try and hide the fact it's a small block under all the gay purple dinosaur engine dress up kit.

If you're bringing Holders car, You got to add 1,800lbs, give 2 car lengths and the leave to Dfresh to keep it fair. Maybe borrow Roger's modified and make it a 3 way ..dirt track, drag racing and road course event!!

Day 1 ButtonWillow

Day 2 Famoso

Day 3 Oildale

:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Chad-1stGen (Post 403061)

:thumbsup: Sweet! these guys will need something to clean all the dust off the track.

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Originally Posted by ironworks (Post 403109)

I knew you and KT went way back.

I have a buddy with a camaro with my name already written on the roof. ROGER LEE HOLDER, it has power windows still. I'm sure I could borrow it for pinks. But if I win you can keep all that barney purple stuff you have on the engine to try and hide the fact it's a small block under all the gay purple dinosaur engine dress up kit.

As far as signing up for the event, my wife has it on her list to cut and send a check. I just have no idea which car to bring. I might just bring my big rig and out class that El Paso Tex MEX pull rig you have out front of you house that you tried to say belonged to you neighbor with that boomerang radio antenna on the camper shell of you cut cab dually on 16.5" Boyds.

Just to be clear, you did beat my time but I would have thought you cut my time in half since everything on my car is twice as big and strong as everything on your car.

Engine 285hp vs 560hp
front tires - 135 spare tire vs 295
door gaps - 1/2" - 5/8" vs 1/4" -5/16"
Size of drivers ego - well Doug Renner - enough said - some hillbilly monster truck driver from Bakertucky.

Oh and the seats on my car are not actually from the space ship in the movie Flight Of the Navigator. Just sayin

I wouldn't go as far as gay but judging by the heat in here, it will be a close battle.

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Originally Posted by 67zo6Camaro (Post 403032)

The only place that arm is going to fail is were I have not touched it yet. My work is solid..... Besides I'd be more worried about your driving skills as an excuse:rofl:

if nothing else the sticker will hold it together!

that's it! that's Brett's secret! Fab53 stickers wrapped inside out around his tires!

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Originally Posted by Nessumsar (Post 403036)

could your wheels get any bigger? :D :D

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Originally Posted by Vegas69 (Post 403135)

:D :D

Well Todd you iust proved your just a one hit wonder. That one motived me to go straight to bed. You even used the Todd Akes voice for me. Are you losing it or did Kelly go to bed early and you had to come up with that one on your own?