Isn't that the truth!

Who knew Pat was so funny? Thanks for sharing.

Glad people are enjoying them Ron. :thumbsup:

@patsajak:
"My agent finally came through. Booked me on @jayleno next week."

@patsajak:
"White House argues CBO report on Obamacare is good news. Much Like Mt. Vesuvius has been good for tourism in Pompeii."

@patsajak:

"I was in USSR in '88 when only Communist bigwigs did well. Now only mob bigwigs do well. Talk about your Hope & Change."

@patsajak:

"After the 4 Olympic rings at Sochi, can't wait for 3-man bobsled, skaters doing their figure 7s, and the mono-athlon."

@patsajak:

"Glad A-Rod dropped suit against MLB. Finally realized it wasn't defamation of character, but definition of character."

:thumbsup:

@patsajak:

"Watched 3 episodes of @FoodNetwork's "Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives" last night. Gained nearly 5 pounds."

@patsajak:

"Visiting California wine country for a couple of days with designated driver. May be entering Twitter blackout period."

Peyton Manning wouldn't tolerate a "liquored up" kicker...



And syndicated TV watchers shouldn't have to put up with a liquored up wheel spinner.

:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"Visited several wineries here in Napa. But other than diminished motor skills & minor slurring, no effect so far."

:snapout:

lol

@patsajak:

"Well, we finished these grapes, so time to move to next winery."