@patsajak:

"All this on-campus bleating will be a boon to online colleges. Who's going to want to send their kids into all that?"

@patsajak:

"In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I'm suspending $20 surcharge on photos & autographs through Friday."


"Just found out that turducken is prepared using 3 different birds, so I can stop those weird breeding experiments."

@patsajak:

"I'm sure someone from the PC police is angry about it for some reason. Still, have a Happy Thanksgiving!"



lol

@patsajak:

"Microwave aggression."


:sarcasm_smiley:

@patsajak:

"Loved the mahi mahi and couscous in Pago Pago. Next stop: Walla Walla."


"Love new College PC Dictionary. Lists inoffensive words & phrases. Very handy and, at 6 pages long, easy to carry."

@patsajak

"Bluetooth cell phones and headsets have made it much more difficult to identify the crazy people."


"After Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday and Cyber Monday, it's kind of relaxing to have an unnamed Tuesday."


"Before & After: Climate Justice of the Peace."


:P

@patsajak

"I tried to join the movement to curtail free speech on campus, but I couldn't get any of my bumper stickers approved."


#winning


lol

@patsajak

"Lost one of my dearest friends today. Robert Loggia. A great actor and an even greater guy."

Sajak's response after our nation was 'addressed' Sunday night...
 

@patsajak

"Sunday Night Scolding."

@patsajak

"New categories being considered for next season: What’s That I Smell?, Shakespearean Anagrams & Tipographical Errors"

"Quick question: If the Earth cools too much, do we ADD greenhouse gases? #TryingToLearn

"Anyone hear anything about a new Star Wars movie?"

"At last! Global warming solved in Paris! Thanks, guys. Time to move on to lesser problems."

@patsajak

"Is there a male in TV who wouldn't be out of work tonight if he'd used Barbara Walters' language about a woman?"

------------------------------------------------------

Sajak is referencing Walters' Bradley Cooper interview.

@patsajak

"Been standing in line for days. Been waiting for years. Finally, the premiere of the new Alvin & the Chipmunks movie."

:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"HRC scored well with Common Core math students. 88% thought she won debate...23% for Sanders...remainder to O'Malley."


lol

@patsajak

"I wonder how people showed their commitment to causes before hashtags?#ICareAboutThings"


#wefeelyourpainBruh


lol

@patsajak

"TRIGGER WARNING!!

Have a Merry Christmas, everyone!"



lol

@patsajak

"We solved climate change in 2015, so let's see if we can do something about the Kardashians in 2016. #NextBigProblem"


:thankyou:

@patsajak

"34 years ago today, I began hosting Wheel. I'm always grateful to Merv Griffin for taking a chance on an 11-year-old."


:wow:


lol

Had to do some catching up . Still gold Cosmo gold!!

Jer,

I'll pass that on to Pat.

:thankyou:

@patsajak


"In 2016, I resolve that everything I do will be for the children. #ForTheChildren"


lol

@patsajak

"Fewer people than I thought here in Times Square. The ball didn't even drop. Very disappointing."


:popcorn2:

Thanks Skipah!!

Uh...what I should have said was I will; if Sajak ever drops the restraining under against me.

:shakehead:


lol

@patsajak

"I'd invite you all to an end-of-year dinner, but the drive-thru line would be out of control. Happy New Year, anyway!"

@patsajak

"I'll be increasing my "carbon footprint" in '16. It would be helpful if several of you could cut back a bit. Thanks."

:wrongforum:


:lol:

@patsajak

"Planning imaginary banquet for my fantasy football team. Will evite friends and followers when virtual venue is set."


lol

@patsajak

"We used to put our phones on hold to deal with people; now we put people on hold to deal with our phones."


#thatstoodeepforme


"Democratic presidential debates being scheduled by man in red-and-white striped shirt and hat known only as Waldo."


#someoneisgettincranky


:D

@patsajak

"Approaching L.A. Or Heaven. Not sure."

And sometimes the man replies, even to 'non-wheel' watchers (like me-;)...
 

@patsajak

"Did it again! Talking on cell while walking though house searching for calendar...which is on my cell...in my hand!"

@dadtothestars

"Pat, I just nominated you for 'America's favorite everyman' for 2016....#congrats!"

@patsajak

@dadtothestars "I accept your nomination!"


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"When picking NFL Playoffs, remember: teams with names closer to "A" win. (i.e., "C"hiefs beat "T"exans.) #Foolproof"



lol

@patsajak

"If I win next Powerball drawing, I promise to split winnings evenly with all my followers. #TakeThePowerballPledge"


lol

@patsajak

"The Revenant is a fine film, but I'm really excited about next year's Broadway musical version."


lol

@patsajak

"Too much money for pro athletes! What about people who really make a difference in the world, like game show hosts?"


"After all the machinations, it will end up as Ryan vs. Biden. (If I'm right, I'm a genius. If I'm wrong, I delete.)"


lol

@patsajak

"Weather Channel decides to name coming winter storm Jonas. Would have preferred Leon, Sheldon, or possibly Marmaduke."

"Today's Twitter outage was terrible. No one was calling me an idiot except for friends and family."

Oh Yeah

@patsajak

"Ready for big snow storm. Stocking refrigerator. Buying new shovel & bags of salt. Checking batteries. Going to L.A."


OP- I think that's what they call 'manning up' out in Hollyweird...lol

@patsajak

"L.A. snowfall totals."

@patsajak

"Washington has ground to a halt. Plus, it's snowing a lot."