@patsajak

"I hope reports are true and Bloomberg runs for president. After all, large soft drinks are a national problem."

"The traditional rivalry between Carolina and Denver will make this year's Super Bowl even more compelling than usual."


:D

@patsajak

"Hate to rub it in to East, but enjoying a little California sun this afternoon."


#cantUnseethat

:shakehead:

@patsajak

"I have 5,326 photos on my computer. I haven't looked at 5,300 of them since the day they were taken."


#Yep

@patsajak

"One week until Super Bowl 50. That leaves just seven days for sports networks to attempt to manufacture stories."



#espnIsShameless

@patsajak

"Iowa caucuses (caucii?) good harbingers of things to come. At least they were for Presidents Huckabee and Santorum."


:P

@patsajak

"What...and give up show biz?"


OP-less manure in farming


lol

Sajak and Greg Gutfeld continue their twitter 'feud' -;)
 

@greggutfeld

"fun fact: @patsajak considered changing his name to Jack Saypat."

@patsajak

@greggutfeld "I see you're still bitter about that court decision blocking your name change to Zippy the Clown."

@greggutfeld

@patsajak "it was Zippy the Picador. Get your facts straight."

@patsajak

@greggutfeld "That doesn't even make any sen--oops, never mind. I forgot for a moment who sent this."


OP- #realmenrealissues

:D

@patsajak

Dear Twitter Trust & Safety Council: Hi. My name is Pat. I promise not to make trouble. You can trust me to be safe.


(LOL...fwiw, here's the :BlahBlah: :BlahBlah: :BlahBlah: Sajak's referring to.)


https://blog.twitter.com/2016/announ...safety-council

Sarcasm is his drug...lol
 

@patsajak

"Going to Grammys tonight. I try to stay connected. Looking forward to seeing some of my favorite Hop Hip artists."

"Hope everyone had a wonderful Valentine's Day!"

Some already dated material-;)
 

@patsajak

"Pitbull stopped by my #GRAMMYs suite and got cocktail wiener caught in throat. Performed Heimlich. He's ready to go."

"Trying to start "Bieber!" chant at #GRAMMYs. Not much luck so far."

@patsajak

"Passing out 8x10's of me at freeway off-ramps. #RandomActsOfKindnessDay"


"Forgot to take photo of my breakfast today. Had to draw this from memory."

@patsajak

"Good news! Class action suit settled & FBI investigation ended. Pat Sajak School of Broadcasting back in business!"

@patsajak

"Someone at the grocery store just asked if he could buy a vowel. I've got to write that one down so I don't forget."

@patsajak

"Driving in DC today. Before they fix the country, they might want to fix their potholes."


"I was doodling & I realized the square of hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to sum of squares of other 2 sides."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"I love "Wheel" so much, I'd host it for free. I wouldn't show up all that often or pay much attention, but I'd do it."


#whataguy


lol

@patsajak

"Watched NHL games instead of Oscars. More inclusive."


:tv_happy:

@patsajak


"Read my nephew to sleep last night. You'd think a 35-year-old could could read Rime of the Ancient Mariner by himself."


lol

@patsajak

"Getting old if you remember when @MTV meant music, @weatherchannel meant weather and @espn meant scores & highlights."

@patsajak

"Nothing says rock 'em, sock 'em, hardnosed #MarchMadness basketball like "Cinderella," "The Big Dance" & "Sweet 16."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"Rest in peace, Mrs. Reagan."

#Honor

@patsajak

"I just hope the next 14 debates are as informative and entertaining as the first 46."


:waveflag:

@patsajak

"It took a lot of work, but I hope this clarifies the situation."



#TheMindOfMinolta?


lol

@patsajak

"Shoot for the stars. Even if you miss, you'll land on the moon. Though the lack of atmosphere will kill you instantly."


:P

@patsajak

"From L.A. Times: "Mountain lion suspected of killing koala at LA Zoo."

This just in: frog implicated in fly massacre.

@patsajak

"Another Rejected Before & After Puzzle: Clinton Foundation Garment"


:waveflag:

@patsajak

"Politics has always been fierce. Harrison once called an opponent a "bounder" and a "prevaricator." Ouch!!"


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"Notice to new followers: Admission fee lowered to $10 today only."


"Now that you're all here, I'd like to talk to you about @Herbalife."



:P

@patsajak

"I had some business with Alex Trebek today. Always great to see him, and I can use the extra insurance."

"Picked out my tombstone this morning. It reads: "R _ P Can I buy a vowel?" Hoping not to use it for a while."

"I'm getting off the fence. All in for Rubio!!"



lol

@patsajak

"Let's try this: You can vote for anyone for Prez. Most votes wins. (Risks Kardashian presidency, but what the heck.)"


(From St. Patrick's Day)
@patsajak

"As we Poles say: Wesołego dnia Świętego Patryka!"

@patsajak

"I'm so excited about my Earth Hour Party tonight. They just delivered extra generators to handle the outdoor overflow."

@patsajak

"Aside from grammatical issues, I found this sign on a nearby mailbox strangely sad."

@patsajak

"Latest Facebook stat: 56% of all photos posted since 2013 feature at least one tongue being stuck out."


No way...

:P

@patsajak

"I miss the debates. Maybe I'll watch some old WWE matches tonight to fill the void."

@patsajak

"Discovered that filling out my brackets after the games dramatically increases accuracy."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"So saddened by the death of Garry Shandling. Brilliantly funny guy. And a sweetheart, too. Did his show twice. RIP."

@patsajak

"Batman v Superman is a very powerful film. It has to be to ruin two franchises at once."


:G-Dub: :animated_bye_bye_em

@patsajak

"A wonderful Easter morning with my family watching the help hunt for eggs. My money's on the chauffeur this year."



:lol:

@patsajak

"Churchill worth repeating: Capitalism's vice: unequal sharing of blessings. Socialism's virtue: equal sharing of miseries."


"It probably doesn't mean anything, but if you rearrange the letters in DonaldHillary, you can spell Dollar Handily."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"I love twitter outrage. You can actually feel the anger coming through the fingers. Typing and snarling. Kinda cute."



lol

@patsajak

"When are we going to stop mocking and marginalizing fools every April 1? They have rights, too! #SafeSpacesForFools"



:D