@patsajak:

"New movement to ban the word "bossy." I would also like to ban "isthmus,"selfie," "uvula," and "Kardashian." "

@patsajak:

"My twitter feud with @DalaiLama is getting out of hand. I hereby quit in the interests of peace and love."



:D

@patsajak:

"Thinking about joining Facebook. Stockpiling photos of food and cats just in case."

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :military:

@patsajak:

"To boost career, planning to post, delete & apologize for offensive tweet later. Blaming hackers or prescription drugs."


:gitrdun:



lol

@patsajak:

"Already spilled juice and missed a belt loop. With bad news coming in threes, I face the rest of the day with dread."


:badidea:


lol

From yesterday...
 

@patsajak:

"Tonight's "Wheel of Fortune" features most amazing solve in my 30+ years on the show. No kidding."

@patsajak:

"Truck stalled at county landfill in MD. Riding to dealer in tow truck. There's no business like show business."



:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"Binge watching all 3 seasons of "Gilligan's Island" this weekend. Can't wait to see ending. No spoilers please."




OP- I got nothin'. :shakehead:



lol

@patsajak:

"Gave The Rays' Joe Maddon a few managerial tips in Florida today. Think he was humoring me."

http://t.co/9HiTZ1zGeB