Thanks Jer. :thumbsup:

Any success I have I owe to all the little people that helped me along the way.

:P

@patsajak

"Trade deadline close. Looks like White/Trebek swap won't happen. Hangups include wardrobe and pronouncing "z" as "zed."

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My response was...

"Trebek (a Canuck) ain't a game changer, but at least he ain't a lyrics changer neither. ;)

#itried


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"Toying with dropping Bonus Round this coming season and instead awarding participation trophies to all three players."


lol

@patsajak

"When writing in my name on presidential ballot in November, don't forget that "Sajak" ends with a "k" and not a "ck"."


:P

@patsajak

"Shelfie"


:badidea:


lol

@patsajak

"Ready to start taping as soon as I finish my suction cup treatment."


lol

@patsajak

"Ran into George Soros at bowling alley last night. Not an evil billionaire, but a fun guy. Surprised he rents shoes."


#fatalfungusshoes?

:P

@patsajak

"Tough day. Robbed at gunpoint on my way to my backyard swimming pool. I'll report it later. Sun's too good right now."


:lol:

#LochteGate part deux?

@patsajak

"Monosyllabic has five syllables. #Irony"

@patsajak

"Some things are really cool!"

@patsajak

"I don't endorse candidates, and people who vote based on recommendation of "celebrities" should not be allowed to vote."


lol

@patsajak

"No longer standing for Sunday Night Football theme."


:P

@patsajak

"Started washing my hands after using restaurant men's room. Then saw sign saying only employees had to. Embarrassing."


:P


"It takes a village doctor."


lol



"For you fans of reruns, sorry to report that new episodes of Wheel start Monday."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"I haven't seen this much excitement about a new phone since the Princess was introduced."

"Going on picnic tomorrow. Should be fun. All set with my keg of beer, cooler of soft drinks & basket of deplorables."


:lol:

@patsajak

"I love awards shows. They help make up for the fact that we get so little recognition and reward for what we do."


:P

@patsajak

"Just for the record, I'm probiotic and antibacterial."



lol

@patsajak

"Small health scare. Swelling of my Autumnal Equinox. Doctors optimistic."



:D

@patsajak

"The camera always adds a few pounds."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak


"Another Before & After Rejection: FAMILY GUY DE MAUPASSANT."

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Me? I hate it when I need wikipedia to 'get' the humor. It should be effortless. ;)

@patsajak

"FYI, I am not on Facebook. Nor am I on Lipitor."

@patsajak


"I'm still amused when contestants say the names of their dogs and cats but not their kids and spouses."



:headscratch:

@patsajak

"Looking forward to Vice Presidential Debate tonight. Which one's Kaine?"


:wrongforum:


lol

@patsajak

"Interesting debate format: 3 on 1."


:P

Sajak was asked by@markiacolina "the secret to your success was/is?"

@patsajak "...never respond to tweets."


:D

@patsajak

"Great news for trick-or-treaters! The electric fence at my home will be on low voltage between 4 and 9 p.m."


lol


"It's scary out there! Witches and monsters everywhere! Happily, the election will be over soon."


:P

@patsajak

"Donna Brazile just sent me the questions for tomorrow night's Jeopardy! I'll really impress my friends. Should be fun!"


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"Please RT to show your support for this important cause. #ImportantCause"


:P

For those who don't recognize it, it's Wrigley Field...
 

@patsajak

"I guess it worked."

@patsajak

"I hope free election protesters will join me in saluting my fellow vets for their sacrifices to protect such protests."


:military: :flag2:

Warning: kid friendly content below.-;)
 

@patsajak

"Sharing my lunch at San Diego Zoo Safari Park."

@patsajak

"Be sure to turn off your cell phone during "Hamilton." If it rings, you never know what they might say to you at end."


#actorsknowbest

@patsajak

"Former smallest measurement of time: the Planck unit. New standard: the Presidential honeymoon period."

@patsajak

"The @LAKings lose to the @SanJoseSharks 4-1. I'm demanding a recount. (And, besides, Kings had more shots on goal.)"


:P

@patsajak

"Why are we so uncivil? So angry with each other? One look at the urban landscape explains it: We're over-caffeinated!"


:burnout:

@patsajak

"Panicked celebrities yet to leave country. May be waiting for January with Inauguration & lower seasonal U-Haul rates."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"Quick way for news media to restore shattered credibility: admit they're out of news business & into narrative business."

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#whenpigsfly

@patsajak

"Looking forward to Friday event at @PacificAviation Museum. This is a sobering, yet inspiring, day to be in Honolulu."


:military: :flag2:

@patsajak

"Professor: Thanks for idea of grief counseling for Wheel losers, but they're grownups. They'll be fine. #Letters2Wheel"

:P

"The road ahead is going to be tough for @realDonaldTrump, what with his lack of community organizing experience."

:rolleyes:

"How one dresses at the end of 3 days in the Napa Valley after (perhaps) a bit too much wine."


lol

@patsajak

"Are you as offended by the phrase "happy holidays" as I am? It's not inclusive of those who don't celebrate holidays."


:D

@patsajak

"Just found out that isthmi is the plural of isthmus. Can't believe I've been mithusing it all these years."


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