One of the guys at work here used to send new mechanics over to the pilot's quarters to ask for a new stick actuator... :lol:

My favorite has to be a prank an old timer mechanic pulled on a salesman when I was 18/19 working at a Dodge dealer. I think it was on a Jeep Grand Cherokee. You filled the rear washer fluid near the rear tail light. He asked the salesman to watch the tail light and let him know when it was full. After a minute he finally figured it out and told him to go #@#@ himself. :rofl: We all laughed our asses off.

radial wheels. Those bias-ply wheels are just too dangerous these days.

What? No one asked for the 710 cap?
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When I was in the Air Force we would send our new troops to the SF building to get a bottle of K9P...

funniest part i've been asked for.....so many....however, the worst......a guy came in and wanted to order two of those hideously huge aluminum wings....i asked if they were for two seperate cars? no he responds.....wanted to stack one on top of the other......sad but true story. :willy: :willy:

In the navy we have something called a sea chest on our ships and we always get the new sailors to go ask our chief for the key to the sea chest lol

I asked for a cam,valves or head gasket for any year rx7/rx8 radiator hoses or water pump for any old vw 70s and back.They look this stuff up.Best one spark plugs for a diesel.I had trailer wheel bearings in my tool box a guy i worked with asked what hey was i said muffler bearings he wanted to buy them off me.

Im a finish carpenter and we got the good old wood stretcher.

You can find alot of these hard to find tools at www.kalecoauto.com

When I worked in a parts store I would call my guys and ask for either disc brake pads for a 1983 Vette or an air filter for a 1953 Chevy.