Was told my old '65 GMC 4X4 was a nice Ford. I was not nice about the reply because he had a '69 Chev truck and should have known better.

I had a guy ask me how much I had in my Nomad... I said he should take a guess... his guess he said was probably "high" - and that I must have had maybe 10 Grand in it!

My reply was -- that wouldn't cover the shortblock....

LOL

Just today one of the co-directors I sit on a board with says to me:

BM: "So how's your musclecar coming along"
Me: "Yeah really good, should go to paint in July or Aug"
BM: "So how much will you have in it by the time it is done"
Me: "More than I planned and I planned $150K, but I don't have the skill nor time to build it the way I want so it's getting professionally built"

BM: "Wow, so you don't have the time to build it, oh well what a waste of money as you therefore won't have the time to drive it"

At what point did you knock him to the ground?? LOL

About my 80 trans am with the biggest bird every offered on the hood: "nice camaro"! I don't even bother correcting them anymore.

http://members.cox.net/redfire69/images/RonTABird.jpg

that's a great one Ron!

Darren

"That thing gotta HEMI?" when the hood is popped open and the skinny valve covers from a 440 look very much like the ones on a 426.

This one from a ricer kid: "Nice turbo, what size is it?" when he's pointing at my alternator. I just look at him and walk away shaking my head.

I was at a gas station filling up my brothers 1979 Volvo 240 when the guy at the next pump started staring at it. After a while he goes "Man that's a great car, I used to have one just like it. Except it was a Datsun"

wow... lol

My sister looks just like Cindy Crawford. Except she's shorter, and her face is different.

lol Bernie, I get the same thing only they always say.
"Why did you pull the turbo 6 motor out?" I always just point to the bowtie under the hood and say...its a Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS.