ALL NEW Pro-Touring inspired Momma joke:
Yo' mamma's so fat, when she heard you orderin' a set of mini-tubs on da phone, she said:
"Not in MY house, you ain't"

Oh man...you know what's hilarious is that I keep reading your post Steve....and you know in the movies when everyone's on a roll talking or banding together and then someone says some off the wall s&*t and they all stop and you hear the record needle skreeches off? Kindof like in "Blacksheep" with Chris Farley...."kill whitey!!!"
I might be the only one that finds this funny. :_paranoid

...okay, see you all later.