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Code510 10-24-2013 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Flash68 (Post 512337)
Keep em coming Cosmo. :D

Agreed. I never knew Pat was such a funny and witty guy. Wonder if his previous job was stand up comedy?

fleet 10-24-2013 11:21 AM

Well, here's what Pat posted as his 'bio'.

But I think it raises more questions than he answered. :_paranoid

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Pt14 #PatsTwitterBio Hired for “Wheel” in Dec 1981, and begins planning next career move, knowing show won’t last long.

Pt13 #PatsTwitterBio Hired in 1977 as local weatherman at KNBC in LA. Perfect choice because there’s usually no weather.

Pt12 #PatsTwitterBio Gets first TV job in Nashville in 1972. Wins 14 local Emmys. (Who's going to bother checking?)

Pt11 #PatsTwitterBio First 2 radio jobs at minimum wage ($1.80/hr at the time). Picketing fails to raise that to $15.

Pt10 #PatsTwitterBio Begins radio career. Later has Post-DJ Syndrome due to repeated exposure to Helen Reddy’s “I am Woman”

Pt9 #PatsTwitterBio Joins Army. Sent to Vietnam. Accidentally wanders into Hanoi. Frightening, but good to meet Jane Fonda.

Pt8 #PatsTwitterBio With career goals set, Pat graduates HS, attends college, majoring in Good Hair and Teeth.

Pt7 #PatsTwitterBio Fails auditions for all school shows because of “lack of talent.” Decides on Game Show Hosting career.

Pt6 #PatsTwitterBio Irritates other kids by demanding school makes suits and gowns the official dress code.

Pt5 #PatsTwitterBio Shows inquisitive side by asking first teacher if she’s married, where she’s from & if she has hobbies.

Pt4 #PatsTwitterBio Gets first spanking when he steals the R,S,T,L,N & E alphabet blocks from other kids.

Pt3 #PatsTwitterBio Natural entertainer. Drops diaper for neighbors. Mother dreams of political career for son.

Pt2 #PatsTwitterBio Named Bob Barker Sajak. On hunch, mother changes birth certificate to Alex. Later settles on Pat.

Pt1 #PatsTwitterBio Born 10/26/46 in Chicago. Very easy birth. Dr. Heimlich later adapts method to choking victims.

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:D

fleet 10-26-2013 12:42 PM

Pat turned 67 today...so here's some more 'Patty's
 
Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 1h

Coolest birthday gift so far: wattage booster for electrified fence. And just in time for Halloween, too.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 20h

Even though I'm turning 67 tomorrow, I try to remain hip, groovy and right on. Peace and love, bros.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 25 Oct

Another birthday tomorrow. Party plans changed a bit when Fire Marshall nixed my cake. Looking for candle alternatives.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 22 Oct

My PETA friends & I rescued snails from French restaurant. (Smelled good. Might have to rescue some foie gras later.)

fleet 10-28-2013 12:06 PM

From today...
 
Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak

Enjoying Bahamas beaches. Put conch shell to my ear...think I heard someone from NSA listening.

fleet 10-29-2013 07:49 PM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 8m

"Doing a puppet show with Slim Jims. That might be enough wine for the night."


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:lol:

fleet 11-01-2013 09:02 PM


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 35m

Spent a year-and-a-half in Vietnam, and this is as tough as I could manage to look! pic.twitter.com/Krc3RnReFp

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYCS8ZhCMAAlofY.jpg:large

fleet 11-02-2013 07:49 AM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 20m

"Autumn in LA. Vanna's sequins are changing color and falling to the ground."

fleet 11-06-2013 03:17 PM

The man is a joke making machine...
 
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...f4_normal.jpeg Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 23h
Quiet night. Just relaxing on the patio. pic.twitter.com/6xtH6I3wpA


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYWA9yFCMAEbLeD.jpg:large

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak Lunch at Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles in LA. But added some collard greens to make a balanced meal.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 6h
I think the eyes on my Neil Diamond Fathead are following me.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 5 Nov
Taking a cue from the @NHL, I'm planning to jump Trebek and pummel him in an effort to fire up my staff and prove my manhood.

fleet 11-07-2013 08:06 AM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 9m

"We celebrity types have the right to speak up on any issue. The public has the right (and usually good sense) to ignore us."

fleet 11-12-2013 12:35 PM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 15m

Reportedly, great progress being made to fix ACA website. Press release delayed due to shortage of mimeograph fluid.




:stirthepot:


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