Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 6m

"Meeting Snoop Dogg for lunch. There's this little quiche café he loves. A bit cool for the patio, but he always insists."


:lol:


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 3h

"Washington Redskins compromise: keep nickname but change logo to white guy with severe sunburn. There...my work is done."



:getout:

He's incorrigible. :D

https://twitter.com/patsajak

"Taping today. No time to tweet. Too busy selling vowels and spurning Vanna's advances."


Poor Vanna :waveflag:

lol

Pat Sajak (@patsajak)
12/13/13, 10:58 PM

Auditioned for the Cirque du Soleil Seniors tour tonight. Pulled several muscles, but my Hoveround is working well.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 13 Dec

Just figured out that, with my tape schedule, I've done "Wheel" the equivalent of 2-and-a-half years. Feeling refreshed!


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Honesty from Hollyweird? That's odd. ;)

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 21h

"Great comeback win by Caps over Flyers, and they didn't even have to assault a goaltender."




(FYI- He's referencing this...)

I have a friend that always says "I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out"!
I just don't understand that game! But, then again I've never sat down and tried to watch it.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 13h

'He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good.'


"Santa works for NSA?"

The man certainly is thinking ahead...
 

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 3h

"Creating large stockpile of tweets to allow messages to go out long after I'm dead. (No "You're alive?" tweets, please)"

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And...this actual tweet from the POTUS



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbuN8iJCMAA34dL.png



... prompted a response from Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 10m

"If I were sitting with #PajamaBoy, health insurance would be way down on the list of things we needed to talk about."




:tv_happy:

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 8m

"Feeling like Scrooge getting tired of Christmas already. Then realized it's because it started just after Halloween."


Wow, Pat's :waveflag:already.

I'm guessin' Vanna isn't tho.

lol

:tv_happy: :tv_happy: :lmao: :lmao:

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 19 Dec

"I wonder if this is a good time to pitch my "Vowel Dynasty" idea to A & E?"




:lol:

Pat Sajak @patsajak

"You're so vain, you probably think this tweet is about you."

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Obscure 41 year old reference to a Carly Simon song.

Vowel Boy is dating himself.

:thankyou:

Thanks for the delete, didn't even realise I posted in wrong thread...good catch

You're welcome. :thumbsup:

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 13h

"As soon as Santa finishes signing up at http://HealthCare.gov , he's loading his sleigh and taking off. Merry New Year!"


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 22 Dec


"Pulling an all-nighter tonight. Binge-watching Season 3 of "The Golden Girls."


(And for some reason, this last one is my fav of the three here)


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 20 Dec

"Please provide your phone number and home address. I will use only in emergency."


:badidea:

:lol:

Pat Sajak @patsajak

"Except for the shock of the @justinbieber retirement, it was a wonderful Christmas."


:lol:

@patsajak:

Let's resolve to be more understanding in the New Year. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his onesie.

@patsajak:

NY Times: All the news that fits, we print.

@patsajak:

Storing Christmas things and feeling melancholy. Just think, no more Christmas music until mid-October.

@patsajak:
Have already broken 4 of 5 New Year's resolutions. Hoping to break 5th one later tonight.
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:lol:


@patsajak: Traveled from Caribbean to East Coast today. Climate did change. That settles it; I'm a believer.

Pat warms up his keyboard for the masses
 

@patsajak: Just bought into a pool to guess which msnbc host would have to apologize this coming week. Wish me luck!

@patsajak: Snow coming soon. At least it will cover up my carbon footprint.

@patsajak: Giving my ghost tweet writer a day off tomorrow. He goes back to Middle School on Monday.

@patsajak: Just shoveled a big-time celebrity's long and winding driveway. Damn one-percenters!

@patsajak: Wheel premiered on this day in '75 (thanks @HULEDET) with @chuckwoolery. I took over at end of '81 as teenaged boy ;-)

@patsajak:
For the record, I've never used steroids. Those amazing spins of the wheel all the result of hours of work in the gym.

@patsajak:
No red carpet at People's Choice Awards for me, but using red paper napkin on couch to catch my Pringles' crumbs.

@patsajak: "Lane closures to settle political grudges? Kind of makes you long for Burr-Hamilton duel."

Pat goin old skool.

:lol:

@patsajak: Hope I'm not nominated for Golden Globe. At Arby's and can't possibly make it on time.

@patsajak: Reportedly, msnbc streamlining apology process by creating computer template for on-air staff.

@patsajak: DirecTV may drop @weatherchannel tonight! Who'll make up cute names for winter storms & provide global warming info?

@patsajak: "Wheel" starts in 10 minutes here in LA. I've already lit the candles on the shrine and poured the wine.

@patsajak: I'm enjoying Twitter, but I still don't understand why people can't use complete sentences and proper punctuation, and still manage to conve

@patsajak: May sound morbid, but planning my own funeral. I want a big crowd. Would the "wave" be inappropriate?

:tv_happy:

Great stuff

a wave at a funeral would be cool!

@patsajak:
Good news from New Jersey: all lanes to Super Bowl venue will be open.

@patsajak:
All these chores that need to be done at home are wearing me out. Writing these long lists for the staff is exhausting.

@patsajak:
Civil debate difficult when contrary opinion gets one labeled a "hater" or "denier." Equivalent of sticking out tongue.

:thankyou:

Glad you're enjoying it Jer.

I wasn't sure what kind of humor appealed to guys that fix racing trucks...

:peepwall:

:hello:


Trey,

You mean like this?

:animated_bye_bye_em

lol

@patsajak:

"Hired Wendy Davis PR firm to redo my bio. Turns out I was orphaned. Then reform school, migrant worker. Very inspiring."


lol

@patsajak:

"Spot loves the snow."http://t.co/ZvuELIHUMM

lol

@patsajak:

"To tell you the truth, now that DirecTV dropped Weather Channel, I miss them standing in snow saying it's snowing."

Just chewed through this whole thread. Guy has a great sense of humor. I had heard that before about him - this validates it! Thanks for sharing Skip!

Keep Em Coming :hello:

@patsajak:
Watched 4 straight episodes of "Restaurant Impossible" on Food Network tonight. My life has lost all meaning.

Brent,

You're very welcome. :thumbsup:

Jer,

Vanna can turn letters, Pat can turn a phrase. :D

We'll see how long he can keep amusing us. ;)

:gitrdun:

@patsajak:

Bio update: took penicillin, didn't discover it. Admired Gandhi, but never arm wrestled him. Dad was Polish, not Comanche.

(Pat's referring to several politicians who lied in their bios recently.)

@patsajak:
"Can empathize with Bieber. I was wild kid, too. Mattress tag removal, jaywalking, overdue library books. You name it."

You really keepin that new name? too funny...

Mike,

Looks like the best I can hope for now is it's a work in progress...or just a real :badidea:.


lol

@patsajak:
Word in weather circles that Janus and Kronos are partners. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

@patsajak: "I don't care if game is over. Not leaving Dodger Stadium until Kings score."

But Kings fans got some 'Vin Hockey' though...so that's still #winning, right?


:tv_happy: