Defensive or aggressive :P

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Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

Chevy like a rock, you have to kick it to move...

How is a golf ball different from a Ford?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards..

Whats the difference between a Ford and a shopping cart?
A shopping cart is easier to push...


A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and
said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.
Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with
me and I'll give you two lolly pops."

She kept her eyes on the
sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and
I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned
and said "Look daddy, YOU built a FORD, YOU ride in it!!!"

He pressed down on the pedal a little............good thing he had spell checker to help with those. :D

of all the things he could have said he missed...
 

First
On
Race
Day

I always thought it was Found On Road Dead or F'd On Raw Deal

Todd's thread got all those posts with real car info....


Like - how many clicks to each shock...

How many times you need to adjust your valves....


This thread is better than going to the movies!


:bow: :cheers: :woot:

Exactly, and it's real, not like those phony stars.

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"Pit Bitch" Got it :thumbsup: :P

One thing is guaranteed.....you do not hesitate to sprint through an open door. I admire that trait in a man. :thumbsup: :D

Dude.....your slurring your typing.....you been drinking......:lol:

BUSTED!!!

Two cHrIsTmus pArtiEs Toonite...............pweese except mee appogees.

:D