@patsajak:

"Truth: Someone called from group asking me to be Man of the Year. Said I couldn't; they asked who else they could get!"


@patsajak:

"Searching Twitter for something to be outraged about. It's so much easier than, you know, actually doing something."

@patsajak:

"Crisis! Getting haircut before tomorrow's taping, and my Flowbee has jammed!"



lol

@patsajak:

"My favorite tweeters: They read a tweet, respond to it, call you names & tell you no one cares. The irony seems lost."

@patsajak:

"Talks between Kelly Ripa and AP to form Kelly Ripa's Associated Press have broken down over acronym issues."



lol

@patsajak:

"Internet trolls are like modern-day bounty hunters, except for having worse morals & living in mothers' basements."

@patsajak:

"I've got to get a bigger TV. Can barely see Judge Judy's gavel."


:computer:

@patsajak:

"A nation's capital should not have a team with such an offensive nickname.

Please, NHL, no more Ottawa Senators."


:lol:

@patsajak:

My generation: first to damage eardrums at rock concerts & too vain for hearing aids. Favorite words: "Huh? What?"



lol


Or maybe this is the problem...

@patsajak:

"We add an odor to odorless natural gas for safety; we should add a motor sound to electric cars to hear them coming."

:thumbsup: :lol: :lol: :lol: