@patsajak:

"Can't wait for Amazon Drone Delivery. Tired of waiting 24 hours for my nail clippers and tube sox to arrive."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak via twitter...

"Nearly run over by noiseless electric car in lot. At least it would have dramatically decreased my carbon footprint."


:drive:

A twofer
 

@patsajak:

"Governing has gotten easier now that everything has been boiled down to three choices: mandate, ban or decree."

@patsajak:

"After being in Eastern snow 2 days ago, nice to be lying out in the LA sun. Suit & tie uncomfortable, but still nice."

@patsajak:

"Google privacy policy: you have none."

:hello: :patriot:

Thanks Jer, your post reminded me to look in on the oldest U.S. born game show host working on a non-cable access game show. Trebek's a Canuck...not that there's anything wrong with that. And that Bob Barker guy now just works for some animal husbandry cabal IIRC.

:thankyou:

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@patsajak:

"Next one who interrupts conversation to check cell phone will be placed in choke hold. Jail time worth satisfaction."


:lol:


@patsajak:

"Driver that cut me off on 405: Appreciate your bumper sticker, but maybe 1st we should learn to coexist on freeway."


Sounds like Pat is uber-pissed.

:ohsnap:

@patsajak:

"Having great family fun watching household staff search for eggs.

If butler's lead holds up, it'll be 3 wins in row!"



:lol:

^^ :rofl: :rofl: ^^

The replies on twitter to this tweet are...interesting.-;)
 

@patsajak:

"To help CA water shortage, I've placed a brick in each toilet. The splashing is annoying, but happy to do my part."



lol

@patsajak:

"Only when we have enough laws to properly govern our behavior can we truly enjoy the freedoms of America."


lol