LOL. True.

@patsajak:

"Happy Earth Day.

I've sent lumps of bituminous coal to all my friends."


#notillegalyet


:rolleyes:

@patsajak:

"It's #WorldBookDay. I say that as proud owner of nearly a dozen books & I've read the @SparkNotes for most of them."

#morewinning

lol


@patsajak: In baseball brawls, why do relievers run out from bullpen to join in; why don't they just fight each other out there?

:bitchslap:

#speedingupthegame

This thread is FULL OF WINNING

Thanks Jer.

I think it started as a 17 yr. old freshman in college. One of my older roommates was a Charles Manson doppelgänger.

I soon had a #winner of a drug habit.


:ohsnap:

@patsajak:

"Just heard I didn't win an Emmy tonight. Talking with my legal team about a recount."

#dontleaveushangingChad...uhPat

@patsajak:

"Normally I don't like sequels, but just read Shakespeare's "Richard II." I can't wait to read the first one."


OP- like all of us, sometimes Pat has better weeks than others. Or, all his writers left.

lol

@patsajak:

"Will be in Vegas this weekend. I hear the town is already really buzzing. Don't know how word got out I was coming."


Bad twitter week continues for Pat IMHO...lol.

Reminded me of when Johnny Carson would struggle.

@patsajak:

"Warming up for Trebek vs. Sajak."


:catfight:

@patsajak:

"Look for falloff in quality of my Tweets soon. Head writer is taking 2 weeks off for his Middle School Summer Camp."