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676869addict 01-15-2010 04:38 PM

i was in napa auto parts and a lady came looking for a 710 cap after a couple ? we figure it out the oil cap!!!!

HAULNSS 01-15-2010 08:26 PM

Todays Tip:

Don't EVER send your wife to Home Depot for "black caulk, the biggest one they have".









Apparently, my wife doesn't have the same sense of humor as I do. :rofl:

J-440 01-20-2010 07:38 PM

In the Army and we'd send the new guy over to the motorpool for some infrared tape. Was in Autozone and a local ricer asked for 1" I.D. fuel line for his Honda.

DFRESH 01-20-2010 09:09 PM

Ok, just tonight my wife Cassie asks me about some white pipes that happened to be in the backdrop of one of our kids pictures---she asked the following;

"Hey Hon, aren't those the PCP pipes we own? The kids really wanted to play with those" I told her, no, trust me, they will want to play with the PCP pipes when they get in High School most likely---she actually got it when I told her the white pipes were "PVC" ---not auto parts related, but I happened to be reading this thread when she said it.

deuce_454 01-21-2010 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Over2tonsoffun (Post 205913)
Most of us have heard it or of it, what is the funniest auto part or service you have ever heard of?

Blinker Fluid
muffler bearing
kanuter valve

in the air force I heard:

50ft of flight line
the Keys to the airplane
bucket of prop wash

As a car audio installer, we would have the new guy call our other store to get back our 6x9 hole saw, but only if we gave back our wire stretcher.

Lets hear them?

Tim

the piper i took my liscence in took a key to start it... key and magneto switch

55Sedan 01-21-2010 12:49 PM

More from the military...
 
Send the newbies out to get a bucket of "military bearing grease". And the Navy must think bigger than the Air Force....we'd send guys out for 50 YARDS of flight line.

70rs 01-21-2010 01:01 PM

In a cabinet shop the board stretcher is always a good one. Or while doing counter tops, the laminate stretcher. I had a new guy looking for 45 minutes one day for that one. :D

427gt500E 01-21-2010 02:17 PM

I walked into Ace Hardware once and asked the counter chick where they keep the "level bubbles" and she told me she thinks isle 9:rofl:

1970camaroRS 01-24-2010 07:38 AM

At Boeing we have a few good fun ones.....

Aluminum putty....we work on an all composite airplane.

The RAT (Ram Air Turbine), which is used to power systems in the event the engines both fail, is a big propeller that springs down under the belly to power a generator and hydraulic pump. We get new guys thinking it's an outboard motor in case of water landings.

When a supplied fastener length is too short for the stack-up we're fastening, sending the new guy to the tool room for a bolt stretcher is always good for a laugh.

70rs 01-24-2010 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HAULNSS (Post 261941)
Todays Tip:

Don't EVER send your wife to Home Depot for "black caulk, the biggest one they have".









Apparently, my wife doesn't have the same sense of humor as I do. :rofl:



Now THAT is funny! I think my wife needs a trip to Lowes for some supplies.....:rofl:


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