My brother-in-law has been a local cop for the past 10yrs. I get to here some of the funniest stories about pulling people over and the excuses they use.

The best one I can think of....

He pulled over a guy for running a stop sign at a railroad crossing. As he approached the car, the guy insistently gave him an excuse that his son wasn't felling well and he was trying to get him home.
He ask to see his license and proof of insurance. As the guy is digging through his glove box for everything, his son blows chunks all over the windshield, dash, and his father's arm. My brother-in-law simply turns around and walks back to his car a leaves without saying a word. :rofl:

I was pullled over in Texas going home for speeding. He decided to give me a no seatbelt ticket and no speeding ticket although I was definitely SPEEDING for some stupid reason. I had the windows up so no way he could see with him also going the other direction on a divided highway. I soon realized no seatbelt violation was TWICE the cost of any speeding ticket that didn't invlovle a trip to jail. :censored:

Mike

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California should have something like this...
Thanks

i was driving the other day and got pulled over becouse the color of the car didn't match the color on the vin pulled when they ran the plates :rolleyes:

I do recall getting pulled over in a small town called Austell. I was driving a lowered 63 Impala (4 speed of course). My best frend at the time, who thought he was doing me a favor, asked the Cop " I wanna know why the F&%K you pulled us over". He was in the passenger seat. It all went down hill from there.

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Got pulled over for no front licence plate the cop was going to issue a ticket so i told him to give me another ticket for the the rear plate to He looked at me kinda dumb and let me go.

I once got stopped while riding with my (then) wife. The trooper who stopped us thought we had just robbed a store. Our car fit the description and I just happened to be riding shotgun. Lucky for us, as he quickly leaned and looked into the car with his piece drawn, I was able to see his name tag. I then informed him that I knew who he was and that his wife was my dad's secretary.


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Last summer I was leaving a local cruise night in my dad's 65 Corvette Pro Street with a 565 ci BBC. As I drove out, I gave the gas about a 1-2 second whoooommp! Next thing I know there is a squad getting large in my mirror, lights blazin'. He asks, "do you know why I am pulling you over?" To which I say, "because I am a dumba$$". He laughed and ended up writing me a warning for Unnecessary Acceleration and told me he hoped I had it out of my system.

The question I have for you guys - Is there such a thing as unnecessary acceleration?

I once got pulled over for tint on my windows being to dark, and my music too loud. So i asked him how could my music be to loud if my windows were rolled up? He told me the next time i get pulled over not be be a smartass and let me go lol.

Coming Back from the beach years ago I was asleep in the back seat when my buddies up front decided to eat mushrooms....brilliant....

I woke up when the cop pulled us over.....He asked the driver...do you know how fast you were going...?....my bud said....55?....the officer said....ummm no......my bud said....60?......the cop just strangely shook his head....my bud said...I couldn't have been doing more than 70.....

The cop said...Sir please step out of the car.....after he got the cuffs on he told him he pulled him over for doing 25 in a 55.....