:lol:


Douglas is a triple threat for sure: talks, dances and sprays.

Doug emailed me a pic of his new car today. Told me not to show anyone prior to a big unveiling but I couldn't resist. Sorry Doug. Umm.. Nice... car.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...4029_large.jpg

Nice stance!


:hail: :hail: :hail:

Are those Rushforths??

Everyone knows those wheels are too small to be in Dr. Renner's possession.

FAIL

Pamela Anderson Renner. (Mr. Renner's mistress, and part time whatever he needs)

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read on this site. I have never met Doug Renner, but I am so insprired by his story that I bought one of his Fan Club T-shirts!! :hail:

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_dig_doug_tsh...02qzj3_400.jpg

Immediate Press Release

Mr. Renner has now entered into a contract to produce a line of shirts that are catchy, yet very intimate. Shirts available in all sizes, including a special size for "Ironworks" called "Tall but not Handsome". Word has now swept through the suburbs of Chicago and the momentum is expected to move West as San Francisco Distributer Dave Gordon (FLASH68) --who no longer owns a Camaro and is the model shown here---was felt to be the perfect west coast fit due to his petite male frame and "Boy George" like moves. Dr. Renner appreciates such diversity and supports lifestyles of all types of car enthusisasts everywhere. There is no slowing down this tide--and it's rising.

God Bless you, and God Bless America.

Darren, Spokesperson (with stock options in the now gone public Renner name) to Dr. Doug DFRESH Renner.

You do not need to actually meet Mr. Renner to bask in the glow of his Dougness...

At least this one isn't too low.. I think Clark might approve...

Thanks Doc Renner. I'll take over from here...

With the new line of t-shirts, and soon to be other Team Renner shwag, releasing soon, we are expecting a massive backlog of orders due to this insane demand. And as the West Coast Distributor based out of the Castro district in San Francisco, I am looking for qualified, motivated individuals to help me handle this business and get ready for our anticipated IPO in the spring. Yes, this will be that big.

All backgrounds and skill sets will be considered, as this isn't rocket science here people. And it surely isn't as difficult as getting the gaps consistent in your old muscle car.

Please forward all resumes to my personal assistant's attention:

Toddski (Vegas69)
[email protected]


Thanks for this amazing opportunity Doc Renner. I am truly blessed.

Toddski-----

LOL Man

You two with your personal assistants. :mad:

For what? To clean up your messy living quarters and take care of a fowl with undetermined gender?!

Guys, Mr. Renner authorized an updated email address for the t-shirts. thecoolestandfastestblack1969camaroontheplanet@big dogtodd net This guy is good! It's almost like he knows me on a personal level. :willy:

Newsflash: Mr. Renner has decided to store his donk with 28's at my place during SEMA! Yipeeeeeee

This thread is EPIC!!!:lol: :cheers: :cheers:

The collateral damage of us feeding the media monster that is Douglas 'Doc' Renner is as of yet undetermined, i.e. the effect of all this on Renner's family, friends, co-workers and suppliers.

Will a nationwide promotional tour become a reality so the common folk can meet the superstar in person? I'm reminded of this

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/f...ATA/ppchin.jpg

Dr. Renner, of Renner International Productions (aka RIP) worked closely recently with the Russian government in reducing gang tensions. Side note- we learned their initial interest in speaking with Dr. Renner was because they were very intrigued by why such an educated man would run such large wheels.

While there (and with very little prodding) he played and also danced for the Prime Minister. The Russian military, known for being quick studies, honored Dr. Renner by duplicating his performance later that night.

One of our early t-shirt designs set to release next month. Sharp, huh? :unibrow:

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...nie_design.gif

HA HA!!! :rofl: :cheers:


Looks good, just missing the pink hat!:_paranoid

OMG---LO FREAKING L DAVE-----Best yet----:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE]thecoolestandfastestblack1969camaroontheplanet@big dogtodd net[QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

There is a new symbol of hope in the night!

http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/a...1253583347.jpg

Could this masked crusader be our very own Dr. Doug Renner??? Think about it! Media mogul, playboy, killer car, and his new found wealth can buy all kinds of gadgets! :willy:

Winner----for sure so far---Winner:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think Flash and Pokey should get a free pm from someone in the Renner Group.

That would be an over the top gesture for sure. :thumbsup:

I'm still laughing at the 2nd post!

Kinda quiet here...too quiet.

Darren?

Mr. Marbles? :_paranoid

I think Dr. Renner has been out of the country on business as of late. It wouldn't surprise me. As for Darren, I think he has been busy taking care of one of Dr. Renner's children that contracted a cold.

here is some info I gleaned by searching google:

Matt

HA HA!! That was awesome Matt!:thumbsup: :cheers: :cheers:

I just threw up a little

Begin Transmission from Military Installment center{}[[]] One Alpha Bravo Echo Tango Vegas Weld Compos----go secure

Heavy testing by military cleared to begin on project "Big Wheels"---stop

New Level 10 access granted to Doug Renner to begin paramilitant efforts on Afgan soil under disguise as an attache' to Laterel G---stop

Bin Ladin known as a lover of "Dub Look". C4 load on 20 inch rear Rushforth wheels enough to make Ladin's day a bad one---stop

Dr Renner willing to sacrafice all to get it done---currently training on Saudi soil for this justice act---stop

IronWorks employee standing by as back up---stop

Will need a bigger car with better gaps if backup is used---stop

End transmission---line out

Renner: Special clearance request

Building car per your request - stop.

Using C4 skim coat - stop.

Door and trunk gaps done Boyd Coddington style... skim over gap with C4... cut gap with razor knife - Stop.

Over and passed out.

Begin transmission---go secure---
:rofl:
End transmission---

As you spend more and more time living vicariously through yourself, here's an appropriate visual aid for when you take that quick trip to Dougie's land of make believe.

Who started this thread anyway...

Im pretty sure it was this guy;)
http://toddakes.remax.com/

It's the damnedest things you see, when you don't have your gun!

Pretty good looking, I aint gay but a pretty good specimen... Really crummy listings right now though. :rofl:

Been away for awhile and finally came across this thread. Took me awhile to read it but I will say its the funniest thing Ive read all year Doug. Way to get things started Todd.

I don't know.... you still have that PINK gate?

Any votes for:

Dr. Renner For President!