I take it one of your bros is a better driver? :lol:

my 2 year old son Kooper Clutch Newman will be driving, he's a better driver than you thats for sure!

I'm assuming pro basketball wasn't on your mind the day you named your boy. :rofl: :rofl:

you and your tow truck better watch out!


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Awesome man! I bet he grows up and schools us both. Me a little less than you.....:lol:

I'm out.

Hey, I resemble those remarks--and I wasn't top ten--top 16--it's important. Should I apologize now for driving your race car 1 second faster on the AutoCross than you did--on my first pass?

Here it comes-------Sorry.

Kyle and I were tight way before the subframe---we used to hang out all the time playing Dungeons and Dragons --he was the spellcaster and I was the thrallmaster---together we defeated many a gulfmoore.

Once I get the drag car running (:lol:), I will challenge you to a race--by then, one of the tracks should be reopened--and you can bring out your drag car----oops-----

And by the way, I don't see that you are coming to this event---why are you posting? Mods, please.

D

Ok 4 wheel Compton Tub.

"MR. POPULAR"

Special K--that is an awesome pic---

Who in the Newman clan will be coming along on this trip? R u guys coming down for Del Mar in two weeks?

D

I knew you and KT went way back.

I have a buddy with a camaro with my name already written on the roof. ROGER LEE HOLDER, it has power windows still. I'm sure I could borrow it for pinks. But if I win you can keep all that barney purple stuff you have on the engine to try and hide the fact it's a small block under all the gay purple dinosaur engine dress up kit.

As far as signing up for the event, my wife has it on her list to cut and send a check. I just have no idea which car to bring. I might just bring my big rig and out class that El Paso Tex MEX pull rig you have out front of you house that you tried to say belonged to you neighbor with that boomerang radio antenna on the camper shell of you cut cab dually on 16.5" Boyds.

Just to be clear, you did beat my time but I would have thought you cut my time in half since everything on my car is twice as big and strong as everything on your car.

Engine 285hp vs 560hp
front tires - 135 spare tire vs 295
door gaps - 1/2" - 5/8" vs 1/4" -5/16"
Size of drivers ego - well Doug Renner - enough said - some hillbilly monster truck driver from Bakertucky.

Oh and the seats on my car are not actually from the space ship in the movie Flight Of the Navigator. Just sayin

Holy **** man, that was funny. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Flight of the Navigator----:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I should have know better than to respond to your post---I'm way out gunned here.

Can't you and Todd do some more videos for this thread?

D

So you won't be coming then since that list of checks to cut rarely gets done... :_paranoid

Just throw Greg's car together and get it ready by then... before he pulls it and takes it to Race Rodz.... or Competition Specialties... real shops who can get it done. :_paranoid

Jon, that was good shiat right there man. :lol: :thumbsup:

My Lil Kim Jong Il fiance is indeed a firecracker... but she made me give up the hookers and blow when we got serious. Go figure.

Chad I assume the craftsmanship comment is true (hope not that) and really hope the rest isn't true. You could always go hang out with your buds on Socalterminator forum and buy a Mustang like Matt. :_paranoid


Please, no more amateur hour with those videos.....

Shouldn't you be calling the Ring Bros or something striking a deal for their hood hinges for $10?

If you're bringing Holders car, You got to add 1,800lbs, give 2 car lengths and the leave to Dfresh to keep it fair. Maybe borrow Roger's modified and make it a 3 way ..dirt track, drag racing and road course event!!

Day 1 ButtonWillow

Day 2 Famoso

Day 3 Oildale

:thumbsup:

:thumbsup: Sweet! these guys will need something to clean all the dust off the track.

:D :D

I wouldn't go as far as gay but judging by the heat in here, it will be a close battle.

if nothing else the sticker will hold it together!

that's it! that's Brett's secret! Fab53 stickers wrapped inside out around his tires!

could your wheels get any bigger? :D :D

Well Todd you iust proved your just a one hit wonder. That one motived me to go straight to bed. You even used the Todd Akes voice for me. Are you losing it or did Kelly go to bed early and you had to come up with that one on your own?

To far?

Todd, you are a genious!!!:thumbsup: LMFAO!!!!:rofl: WOOOOOO!!!:willy: We are still coming to get you.:yes: Hope your'e thirsty bro :cheers:

Not far enough to be funny. Your right the blonde tom cruise and danica patrick in her red camaro smoked me. Im fine with that.

Wanna try again?

I'll be there....

:rofl: :rofl: oh man I just wet myself and crapped my pants with that one. :rofl: :rofl: Todd you are my new hero... Renner you are out!

:cheers:

it doesn't quench your thirst when you spill most of it down your shirt!!

Chad, that really sucks about the work on your car. Brett seems extremely capable though, and he's developing a track record for rescuing forum members' cars.

Dave. Socalterminator? Really?

SVT Performance is where it is at. GT500s are the best and they're way cheaper to mod hp per dollar than those cat fish fourth gens, or those old cars that just overheat. Hell a pulley and a tune alone will get me to 550 rwhp. I could destroy a ZR1 for a fraction of the price. If I wanted. I raced this black with white stripes low rider looking Camaro with huge wheels last night, and pulled 10 car lengths on him. Then I saw this Blue Camaro with Ford stripes. I raced him, and when I floored it, I left him in the dust. I saw a big cloud of smoke in my rearview mirror, so maybe he was just doing a burnout, because his car couldn't hook. Stupid Chevy. My Ford doesn't even hook in 6th, it's well engineered 8.8 posi axle means I can still accelerate will spinning. It's also possible his engine blew up because it is a Chevy. So much for old school Chevy power. Then some guy in a little Civic hatch pulled up next to me. I saw that it had Eibach springs. I have Eibach springs too, they make my car handle better than a Corvette. Anyway, Civic dude wanted to race lol. Why would I waste me time? My supercharger displaces more air than his entire engine. So, I pulled off the line real slow, like normal driving, where I shift from 1st to 4th because my awesome Ford engine has sooo much torque. You wouldn't believe it, the dude in the Eibach spring lowered Civic gave me the ricer fly by. WTF? I think I'm still going to count the Civic as a racing kill.

I also saw this R8 Spider with this little rich guy driving it. I was thinking of racing him, but I know his car has a V10. What kind of mods would I need to beat him, if any? Gears and a pulley maybe? I just want to be sure that I can walk him.

Please let me know what mods I might need. Thanx Guyz!

Cheers,

CameroKiller1000

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Formerly 2005mustang.guy
Past rides:
2005 Mustang GT: 258 rwhp
1969 Camaro (engine broke on dyno so I don't know how fast it is)

:rofl: Nice. I should have separated the sentence structure a bit tho... Chad and I do know several guys from the SocalTerminator forum as we've gotten to know them at track days at Willow.... good guys even tho they are stuck with those Fords. :thumbsup:

Ask Chad about his "Camaro build thread" on the SocalTerminator forum. :_paranoid

Dude...

Just because your stupid Ford can't handle the insane power output of a Vtec motor doesn't mean you can spout of nonsense about 1st to 4th shifts and ricer flyby. I didn't even rev.... er I mean the Civic driver didn't even rev the motor up high enough for the cams to kick in haha!!

How much power does your Ford make per liter anyways? Never mind, it doesn't matter. V-tec > Ford.

Wow this is turning out to be must see event. The smack talk needs to continue all thru out the event. This is some funny stuff right here.
I do have to admit Rodger is the master smack talker, pick your words wisely when smack talking to the tall man.

" The Thrilla in Button Willa"...

The dude needs to be good at something I guess...

He may well be the master but it is obvious there are quite a few journeymen in the group. :thumbsup:

When I sling the mudd I can back it up. I don't get on here and try to tell the whole world I'm Dale Jr like some of you. Because I'm not, I would actually rather be stuck at the shop try to build something else. But I am pretty quick with the wit on most days. So just know if you mess with the bull you get the horns.

Now back to My little buddy Todd. I'm curious how long of a running start you had to get with that cute little Tundra truck you pulled the 3800 lbs boat anchor in an enclosed trailer over the the grade out of Vegas. Did you have to drive all the way to Utah to get a running start to make it over the hill or did a friend of yours with an American made truck have to give you the Daytona two car draft to get up and over the hill? I realize you have kept the "TIOTA" Tundra truck of yours a secret and you only bought it after all the commercials on TV. That one with the fire sure makes you feel like it's almost American made. But come on a Toyota Tundra?


Oh let me guess, It's Kelly's.

I bought KELLI's Tundra so it wouldn't strand us in the middle of nowhere multiple times. :D She was driving a truck when I met her, and she still likes to drive a truck. :thumbsup:

P.S. Middle of the Summer with the AC on, pulls both grades easily and the temp gauges DON'T MOVE.

So let me get this straight, You use your soon to be wife's truck to pull your car to the the track? WOW. I'm kinda Speechless at this point.


I hope I have not gone to FAR. :_paranoid :D :D :_paranoid

Keep it coming big boy, you aren't going to hurt my feelings. I've spent 12 years dealing with the PUBLIC.:lol:

I take it hunting & fishing too....:D

Toyota Tundra is made in America with 65% U.S. made parts.

If you're going to sling crap ya gotta get you're facts right.


Notice how quiet I'm being? :unibrow:

Dale Jr? Naaahhh... no nepotism here...

I'd rather be like Danica anyway as she rarely finishes high and hits everything on the track except the finish line. :thumbsup: :lol:

I'll drive, and you just build lowriders. :D

I hope my 96 Dually can still pull my trailer up the Grapevine with a car in it. I love the idea of driving the car to the track, however I am not riding with the AAA driver again for 4 hours if it decides to break.

I have taken a different view of taking your car to the track with a truck and trailer now----I would rather drive the car to the track or course--but it's a pain to have it towed 200+ miles on a flatbed.

Time to get the truck back in shape----geez, mo expenditures.