@patsajak:

Damn! Just about to settle in for SOTU when I remembered I haven't watered my Chia Pets. Big collection. Will take time.

@patsajak:

Expected temperature for Super Bowl XLVIII at kickoff is about XXXIV°


@patsajak:

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to schedule State of the Union address on Groundhog Day?


:lol:

@patsajak:

"My favorite tweets are when people care enough to tweet that they don't care about my tweets. Seems…oh…contradictory."

@patsajak:

"Looking forward to Letterman completing his guest-hosting gig so I can return to my CBS talk show."


:snapout: Patty...

lol

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

@patsajak:
"NYC's run on mini hot dogs and Sterno cans traced to Smart Car drivers planning tailgate parties at Super Bowl."


lol

@patsajak:

"My final Super Bowl prediction: 27-13."



lol

@patsajak:

"Tried to pass on the freeway today, but was stopped by two Seattle Seahawks."


:D

@patsajak:

"Feel sorry for those in the East who don't get The Weather Channel. They don't know what to call latest snowstorm."

Former weatherman Pat is irritated. ;)
 

@patsajak:

"Ok, I'll explain again: cold, snowy winters do not disprove global warming, but warm winters do prove it. Got it?"

Isn't that the truth!

Who knew Pat was so funny? Thanks for sharing.

Glad people are enjoying them Ron. :thumbsup:

@patsajak:
"My agent finally came through. Booked me on @jayleno next week."

@patsajak:
"White House argues CBO report on Obamacare is good news. Much Like Mt. Vesuvius has been good for tourism in Pompeii."

@patsajak:

"I was in USSR in '88 when only Communist bigwigs did well. Now only mob bigwigs do well. Talk about your Hope & Change."

@patsajak:

"After the 4 Olympic rings at Sochi, can't wait for 3-man bobsled, skaters doing their figure 7s, and the mono-athlon."

@patsajak:

"Glad A-Rod dropped suit against MLB. Finally realized it wasn't defamation of character, but definition of character."

:thumbsup:

@patsajak:

"Watched 3 episodes of @FoodNetwork's "Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives" last night. Gained nearly 5 pounds."

@patsajak:

"Visiting California wine country for a couple of days with designated driver. May be entering Twitter blackout period."

Peyton Manning wouldn't tolerate a "liquored up" kicker...



And syndicated TV watchers shouldn't have to put up with a liquored up wheel spinner.

:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"Visited several wineries here in Napa. But other than diminished motor skills & minor slurring, no effect so far."

:snapout:

lol

@patsajak:

"Well, we finished these grapes, so time to move to next winery."

@patsajak:

"Still in CA wine country, and I know the pitfalls of impaired tweeting, but I just want to say that I love you guys."

:lol:

I replied by telling Pat that I hate what he becomes during sweeps week. :shakehead:


:D

@patsajak:

"Because of faulty heart icon, all my Valentine messages have spleens on them. Still, it's the thought that counts."


@patsajak:

"With ice caps melted, polar bears gone and kids no longer able to play in the snow, who's laughing now, huh?"


:lol:

:thankyou: :hello:

You're welcome Jerry. :thumbsup:

@patsajak:

"I hope it's not too much trouble, but could you arrange yourselves alphabetically? Thank you."

@patsajak:

"Vanna's birthday today (Feb. 18th). You know how nice she seems on TV? Well, she's even nicer. We provide a nice contrast."


lol

@patsajak:

"Stepped out of shower this morning and caught my wife dressing me with her eyes."



:D

@patsajak:

"Teeth cleaning today. My dentist uses nitrous oxide. I love him, but can't convince him that I need weekly cleaning."

__________________________________________________ _____________________________________

@patsajak:

"Feb, 1990: Hosting late night talk show on CBS. Feb, 2014: Tweeting about teeth cleaning. #CareerTrajectory"



lol

@patsajak:

"I finally received my permit to carry a concealed NutriBullet."

@patsajak:

"Just want to alert my millions of fans that I have no personal appearances coming up in the foreseeable future."


:lol:

Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice (lol)..Sajak posts a conciliatory tweet. ;)

@patsajak:

"If I win Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes this year, I will share equally with all of my followers."


:gitrdun:

:trophy-1302:

@patsajak:

"Excited about attending my first Oscars ceremony tonight. Hoping no one notices my Cate Blanchett disguise."

:rolleyes:

lol


@patsajak:

"To those who complain that life is rushing by too fast, I'd suggest occasional viewings of last night's Oscars."

@patsajak:

"Foggy morning in LA. At least I think it's LA."

http://t.co/RmQEGZX879

@patsajak:

"Technology is failing the president. First, glitches in the healthcare website. Now a faulty reset button."

:whenitsdone:


@patsajak:

"Well, whad'ya know? Turns out Putin is also a community organizer."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"Just to clarify some Wikipedia errors: I'm not from Uganda, never wrestled in WWF or had surgical procedure in Sweden."

:secret:


lol

@patsajak:

"Thinking of tweeting my cell number if you all promise only to use it in emergencies."



:lol:

@patsajak:

"Celebrating show #6,000 with Vanna & Exec Producer Harry Friedman. (That's Vanna in middle.)"

:BlahBlah: :BlahBlah:


lol

Vowel Boy is at it again...
 

@patsajak:

"#CommonCor "



:lol:

@patsajak:

"Anyone have change for a Bitcoin?"



:D

@patsajak:

"Hollywood movie moguls asking for CA tax incentives. Sometimes the bright sun of LA makes it hard to see the irony."