@patsajak:

"Okay, it might be time to draw some boundaries. (Or at least a line in the sand.)"


:waveflag:

:snapout: :thankyou:

Thanks Jer... I think. :_paranoid


@patsajak:

"Brian Williams banished to MSNBC. I thought the Constitution prohibited cruel and unusual punishment."


lol

@patsajak:

"I never forget about the fans. When someone waves at my car, I always have my driver wave back."


@patsajak:

"Interesting primary poll in Iowa. Three Kansas City @Royals tied for lead."


@patsajak:

"I think I've lost my appetite."

Sajak got some great responses to this..
 

@patsajak: I enjoy watching fluffy clouds. #InoffensiveTweets

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The peanut gallery came thru...lol



@Marjan_Lion: @patsajak I find clouds offensive. ;)

@Realspaceman: @patsajak The word "fluffy" is still under investigation. :)

@RichardJSunkle: @patsajak For your sake I hope its a diverse mix of clouds.

@Cptn_murica: Cloudist pig. Ignoring those non-fluffy clouds. @patsajak

@egrjr63: @patsajak I'm offended that you have sight. There are people who cannot enjoy looking at fluffy clouds.

@NadineCoyleVEVO: @patsajak and what about the skinny ones? Stop body shaming these clouds.

@555ft: @DMR_MI @patsajak

Excellent point...
Cloud discrimination might just be an atmospheric micro-aggression. ��

@The26thMan: @patsajak This girl at work says her kids call her fluffy instead of fat. Tomorrow I'm telling her about your offensive tweet.

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:sarcasm_smiley:

@patsajak:

"Happy 4th to the Founders, with appreciation and apologies."


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@patsajak:

"Welcome to the Hotel California. You can check out any time you'd like, but bring your own water."

@patsajak:

"Going to a big Hollywood pool party later. It's BYOW. #LastDroughtJoke #DroughtsAreNotFunny #PeopleSufferInDroughts"


@patsajak:

"Those who become followers in the next 48 hours will be exempted from the standard sign-up fee."

#WheelguySarcasm


@patsajak:

"Some candidates are reversing their positions so quickly, they need to install backup cameras."

@patsajak:

"More details on Iran nuke deal: Tehran gets two second-round draft choices from JV team."

@patsajak:

"Ryan Seacrest is knocking on my door. Should I answer? It's awfully late."


lol