@patsajak:

"Dryer lint screen. #UnderappreciatedInventions"

:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"The Irony of our Age: There are more places than ever to say things, but fewer things than ever allowed to be said."

@patsajak:

"Just received an email from the Clinton campaign. Must be important; it's marked "Top Secret."

That last one! :tv_happy:

:military:

@patsajak:

"If Hollywood were really Progressive, they would get rid of Oscars and Emmys and award participation trophies."


:P

@patsajak:

"Great news from my agent! I'm next in line to play Colonel Sanders!"

@patsajak:

"17 Republicans running for president vs. 5 Democrats, but, in amazing coincidence, cumulative ages exactly the same."

@patsajak:

"I'm working on a "Wheel" rap song. Got the words vowels, prowls, towels, owls and bowels, but still lacking context."

@patsajak:

"Treasure Island" is being remade with some modern twists. Now Long John Silver suffers from Restless Peg Syndrome."

@patsajak:

"I mean no offense by this tweet."


:lol:

@patsajak:

"Just finished leftover fried chicken and a Hostess Cupcake, because breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

@patsajak:

"Almost run off the road this afternoon by some guy making an undocumented U-turn."


lol

@patsajak:

"VMAs or Bachelor? Compromised with @FoodNetwork."


#waytoManup... :P