@patsajak:

"All this on-campus bleating will be a boon to online colleges. Who's going to want to send their kids into all that?"

@patsajak:

"In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I'm suspending $20 surcharge on photos & autographs through Friday."


"Just found out that turducken is prepared using 3 different birds, so I can stop those weird breeding experiments."

@patsajak:

"I'm sure someone from the PC police is angry about it for some reason. Still, have a Happy Thanksgiving!"



lol

@patsajak:

"Microwave aggression."


:sarcasm_smiley:

@patsajak:

"Loved the mahi mahi and couscous in Pago Pago. Next stop: Walla Walla."


"Love new College PC Dictionary. Lists inoffensive words & phrases. Very handy and, at 6 pages long, easy to carry."

@patsajak

"Bluetooth cell phones and headsets have made it much more difficult to identify the crazy people."


"After Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday and Cyber Monday, it's kind of relaxing to have an unnamed Tuesday."


"Before & After: Climate Justice of the Peace."


:P

@patsajak

"I tried to join the movement to curtail free speech on campus, but I couldn't get any of my bumper stickers approved."


#winning


lol

@patsajak

"Lost one of my dearest friends today. Robert Loggia. A great actor and an even greater guy."

Sajak's response after our nation was 'addressed' Sunday night...
 

@patsajak

"Sunday Night Scolding."

@patsajak

"New categories being considered for next season: What’s That I Smell?, Shakespearean Anagrams & Tipographical Errors"

"Quick question: If the Earth cools too much, do we ADD greenhouse gases? #TryingToLearn

"Anyone hear anything about a new Star Wars movie?"

"At last! Global warming solved in Paris! Thanks, guys. Time to move on to lesser problems."