Well finally Renner's ghostposter intern responds.

We're not buyin it Darren!

I'll betcha you don't even get Rupp's fiver from your celebrity boss.

Damn it, that Dos Equis commercial is true. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.

Matt

I have spies everywhere... :_paranoid

This is Darren, Mr. Renner's assistant---Mr. Renner wanted me to send a message to you all while he is currently having high Tea with a Mr. Nick Lacata and a Mr. Steven Rupp at the corporate offices at Interlink Media-- and I quote, "Having the time of my life with the model from the latest cover of Camaro Performers---looks like the cover shot is in the bag with Low Rider mag thanks to Rupp's pull at Interlink, Lacata then countered with both the model and the next cover of his rag--no one understands how difficult it is to manage this much attention, no one---I am alone".

Mr. Renner was then brought out to a car waiting for him and was whisked away to another private party being held at Import Tuners since they also greatly desire the car and are hoping for a piece of the "Legend". Please understand, it is difficult for famous people such as Mr. Renner to spend a lot of time "surfing" car sites when he is overly busy framing all the pictures of his car from all of the magazines it has been in.

Thank you for your enthusiasm, understanding and God Bless America.

Darren, Assistant & Spokesperson for Mr. Doug Renner.

Darren,

Mr. Renner is just using you to play hardball with us... but quite effectively. :mad:

But I do agree to pay his post tax...that was worth it!



:lol:

This Doug guy is doing pretty well for himself, huh?!?!
That's awesome Doug! Keep up the good fight man!:thumbsup: :cheers: :cheers:

Guys this is hilarious! :rofl:

I'm out of town and just got a chance to check in on this thread. :rofl: :rofl: Good stuff...

This thread is freaking hilarious :rofl:

Model + wife reading this thread = I am alone.

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