I got pulled over last month for running a stop sign,I was not able to see
the f :censored: thing.

mike a

Try this out sometime..

Cop.."Your eyes are bloodshot have you been drinking?"

Response.."Your eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts?"

Let me know how it works out..

Scott

NO WAY! All acceleration is necessary. :willy:

Me and my 2 work buddies got pulled over in the early 80's in Dallas for to dark of a tint on driver's window.Those 2 big redneck cops where hoping to find something and boy did they.1 cop asked me (the driver) to step out of the car,the other cop was on the other side of the car and tapped the pass.window to roll down.1st cop then asked for driver's liscene and proof of ins.so I handed him my liscenes and told him ins.was in glove box and he said get it.Now this is when things started to happen really fast.I reached back into the car and when I opened the glove box my 44 cal. loaded chamber (not complete gun) rolled out!Have you ever seen a 200lb innocent,long hair guy get pulled out of a pass.window.Well I didn't get to either.When the 2nd cop yelled there's a gun,the 1st cop had me by the belt and had me out on the ground before I could say O SH$$$.

Well it even gets better (or worse for my innocent friends).After they searched bodies and found nothing,they went back into the car and in the glove box I had a pill bottle.1st cop came to me(we were still spread eagle over 120 degree hood)and asked me what the pills were?Robert the 200lb hong hair guy just about had a heart attack when I told the cop that they were amphetamines (when I ment to say antibiotics).

Now,not only were they tearing my car apart to find the rest of my gun(which was back at the hotel),they are trying to match my pills up in their drug book with no success.While we were still on the hood the cops go back to their car to run liscenes,Robert asked me what was next if I was going to say our cigarettes were marijuana?Shortly after that was said 1 cop came back to the hood of the car,picked up the cigarette boxes and begain to tearing then apart(cop had left his radio on,hidden on the door sill of car).

After about 11/2 hr in the hot Texas sun they finally wrote me a $50 ticket for the tinted window and told us we had better go back to our home town(Houston).I think it cost Robert $15 for a hair cut to even it out and $100 to get checked by the doctors to see if he had suffered a stroke/heart attack.25 yrs later I can still see the look on Roberts face when I said amphetamines.:eek: Priceless!!

Jerry

I got pulled over once..... because the LEO, get this..... 'though it was modified.'

Ya THINK !?!!

threatened with reckless endangerment on a honda 50 scooter, wet empty parking lot+full leathers+video camera=practicing crashing into shopping carts..... 3 cops and a roll back tow truck to impound the non-registered/insured scooter

Speeding 35 in a 25 school zone, the catch is that I was on a bicycle.

This is best so far :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hail:

>THANKS!!!!!!!

I've been stopped for

Sudden accelration
exhaust
showing horsepower
slicks on the street
purging nitrous
street racing

I was coming home from a cruise in my old 37 ford with a 706,speed limit in 25 threw the center of town,I am doing everything to run 25,the car is bucking and just sounding nasty.cruise by a cop,get almost threw town,he stops me ask if I have exhaust,I said yes,he says it's not legal it rattled the windows on his car,I said a ford truck if a rusted muffler will sound th esame,he says i am getting a ticket,I said well you have a decibel test in your pocket,he said no, I said well in court your guy to look dumb up there,and the charges will be dropped.he said you would take a 75 dollar ticke tto court,I said because this is joke,he warned my told me go home

Was up in Canada on my Honeymoon (sp? I'm tired!!) and got a $150 ticket for running a YELLOW light...yeah that made my day!! :rolleyes: Oh and did I mention I didn't pay it yet...it's only been 12 years, I guess I don't want to cross that boarder yet!! :_paranoid