Troublemaker!!!!:unibrow: :cheers:
This thread is EPIC!:rofl:

I wonder if simply adding his name to my signature block will boost sales?

...and your legal fees! ;)

I don't believe he is U.S. born.... nor does he meet the minimum age... and a credit check might turn up some damning "issues" (from some major wheel purchases 'back in the day'). Could be a problem... just sayin'

Palin would back him and be a possible running mate. Or a Moose from her state would also be an equivalent "mate".

News Update from the Foreign Press:::

The rumors are indeed true. After gaining a war record, the now infamous Dr. Renner will be running for President. The distinguised Mr. Renner was spotted having lunch near the French Riveria with some heavy set bean counters and IronWorks executives. A very tall and robust man, believed to be the owner of IronWorks, seemed to be holding court while at the table discussing an unknown product which claims to cure misaligned body panels on automobiles and is rumored to be a "Billion dollar idea". This tall man was then seen sipping champaigne coolies and snacking on bree. One of Mr. Renner's body guards, Mr. Weld, was forced to use a taser weapon on the IW executive more than once when he tried to touch Mr. Renner. The taser seemed to have no affect on the robust gentleman. More will be brought as news breaks.

From the French Riveria, this is IP Freely reporting.

Who knows how these things get started, not that you would know Todd. :_paranoid

Judging by the response to this thread though, this Doug guy must be pretty popular...:lol:

Douglas is an accountant extreme, he calls 15 people to buy a ball joint. He's got at least 1200 Bro's in his I Phone.:unibrow:

How well does this gap spray, that many speak well of, work on a sketchy employment history?

Would this be Mr. Renner leaving Cars & Coffee?

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/q...DougRenner.jpg

Hard to say if that is the reclusive Renner... I've seen plenty of 69's on 24's so it could be anybody!

Well I figured it was him, seeing as he's trying to avoid having his pic taken, and the gap around the door is Grand Canyon-huge at the fender, but barely existent at the quarter panel...:D

Jeff! They make a spray for that!

..... thumbing thru a stack of catalogs.....

.... pause....

..... AH! Here it is! It's distributed exclusively thru Ironworks! It's called Doctor Renners Miracle Gap Improver. The directions say "... a light spray on unsightly gaps will eliminate almost all comments. Should comments continue, use directly on the lips of person making comments".

:rofl:

Sources close to the Renner camp can neither confirm nor deny that the car and the driver are related. The abscence of rear discs, the badly gapped body, the amazing physical power shown in the drivers seat and the out of place large by huge wheels all lead to the speculation that this indeed appears to be the one and only. Of course, knock offs are now a dime a dozen thanks to the popularity brought on by this Lat G thread, so we will never know for sure.

Can't believe you didn't come and introduce yourself at Cars and Coffee---were you embaressed by the gaps like everyone else there? :lol:

A source.

Actually, I wasn't there. I found this pic on svtperformance.com, further proving that Mr. Renner truly is anywhere and everywhere, even garnering attention from the Blue Oval crowd...

To experienced Rennwatchers that unique sky is a clear sign of the Renner presence, despite what poser... uh... poster 'DFRESH' refuses to confirm.

I'm thinkin 26" is the sweet spot. :unibrow: Nice find though, I got a text from a Doug Renner this afternoon. I doubt it's the real deal but you never know. I'm guessing it's his assisstant wheel planner.

HA HA!!! They all want that "Renner" look.:thumbsup:
Car does look good Doug.:cheers:

Not that he needs anymore encouragement Tony, but you're right.

That car, whether he owns it or leases it back from Renner International Products I'm not sure, does look good.

Big wheel keep on turnin...

Doug are you out of our proto type Race brake spray, or have you not been applying it as suggested. You rear brakes are beginning to show signs of drum brakes. You need give a more liberal application for the drum brakes to appear to be big rotor 6 piston units. As you have seen our quality line of Game Improvement sprays are helping your social status in the car world. But lack of Maintenance or reapplication will slowly ruin your game and the brand loyalty and following of my "Game Improvement" spray product line. Someone needs to reapply the gap and brake spray to your car before the next outing.

I also noticed that you are lacking in using the Bicep Enhancement spray, Your arms are shall we say lacking or you have not be dealing with the Bicep Enhancement overspray, Because your neck is looking swollen.

Have your people call mine. CHOP... CHOP

This thread is funnier than a one legged stripper.

http://www.eastcoastrapmusic.com/wp-...5/hip-hop8.jpg

:cheers:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Overspray on my neck---:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Let's hope gravity takes over on the Bicep Improver overspray and some "falls" just a bit lower...

This spray is best used immediately after stepping out of the shower. For prolonged (pun) reaction -- do not call your Doctor! Call everyone you know...

Oh thee great Renner, are you to good for us now?

HA HA!:_paranoid :cheers:

What, did you not get the memo? everyone has been hanging out over at http://d-fresh.net/forums

There is a whole section dedicated to the discussion of panel gap spray, and a tech forum solely for peg leg axles.

Matt

Sorry guys, I'm on one of those promotional tours again. It's brutal--all those women throwing themselves at me, free parts, offers to be a moderator on all the cool sites-----now I know how Rupp feels and I can never turn back.

Doug