@patsajak:

"New movement to ban the word "bossy." I would also like to ban "isthmus,"selfie," "uvula," and "Kardashian." "

@patsajak:

"My twitter feud with @DalaiLama is getting out of hand. I hereby quit in the interests of peace and love."



:D

@patsajak:

"Thinking about joining Facebook. Stockpiling photos of food and cats just in case."

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :military:

@patsajak:

"To boost career, planning to post, delete & apologize for offensive tweet later. Blaming hackers or prescription drugs."


:gitrdun:



lol

@patsajak:

"Already spilled juice and missed a belt loop. With bad news coming in threes, I face the rest of the day with dread."


:badidea:


lol

From yesterday...
 

@patsajak:

"Tonight's "Wheel of Fortune" features most amazing solve in my 30+ years on the show. No kidding."

@patsajak:

"Truck stalled at county landfill in MD. Riding to dealer in tow truck. There's no business like show business."



:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"Binge watching all 3 seasons of "Gilligan's Island" this weekend. Can't wait to see ending. No spoilers please."




OP- I got nothin'. :shakehead:



lol

@patsajak:

"Gave The Rays' Joe Maddon a few managerial tips in Florida today. Think he was humoring me."

http://t.co/9HiTZ1zGeB

Go Rays!

@patsajak:

"In East with more snow. Miss pre-climate change days growing up in Chicago. Always 65-70 with occasional gentle rain."


:tv_happy:

@patsajak:

"Trying to win a bar bet. Am I still hosting that game show?"

@patsajak:

"Sorry to be skeptical, but I doubt White House story that Pope wore "Get Covered" pin & asked about Obama's bracket."


lol

As a nation mourns Piers Morgan last show Friday nite...
 

@patsajak:

"Big shout-out to my agent. I'm booked for Monday's Piers Morgan show on CNN."

haha, that's a good one.

@patsajak:

"Signs that administration may be pulling ACA enrollment figures out of a hat. Latest number: 6 7/8 million."


:walkingdog:


:bump:

@patsajak:

"Happy April Fools Day. Sixth anniversary of one of Wheel's best moments."

@patsajak:

"Some Twitter users won't activate location setting knowing that "My Mother's Basement" will show up in their tweets."


OPinion-some game show hosts are mean.

:lol:


@patsajak:

"To save space in future tweets, I will abbreviate term "cognitive dissonance" as cogdiss. Hope you're good with that."


Freakin wordsmith always wanted Alex Trebek's job. :shakehead:


:D

@patsajak:

"As expected, my phone rang right after Letterman retirement announcement. Unfortunately, call was for Conan."



:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"Told my dog I was feeding him only natural, holistic food.

Not sure he could hear me over slurping of water from toilet."

@patsajak:

"Depressing moment today. Helped little old lady to cross street, then found out she's 6 years younger than I am."


@patsajak:

"People ask what I'll do after "Wheel." No problem. I'll sell my Beanie Baby collection, and I'm set for life!"

@patsajak:

"Can't decide whether to fly down to Rio or just have some wine and string cheese and watch something on Netflix."


Unlike most Hollyweird types, this dude has a real life! ;)

:bump: :hello:

Megadittos my wavy friend.

:D


@patsajak:

"Good News! Beginning today, all my tweets will be gluten free!"

@patsajak:

"To me, spaying and neutering your pet seems excessive. It really should be one or the other."



:D

@patsajak:

"Don’t know how he got number, but TSA guy who did airport pat-down last night keeps calling. He wants to have dinner."

:badidea:


lol

@patsajak:

"I just measured my carbon footprint. It's a 10 1/2 D."

----------------------------------------------------------------

Who said game show hosts don't have depth?



:lol:

@patsajak:

"Weird dream last night. Progressive's Flo was mauled by Geico's gecko. Actually woke up smiling."

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hopefully this dream comes true...and then mayhem and the gecko whack each other. :twak:


:thankyou:

@patsajak:

"FYI, will be hanging out on Chicago's WGN Radio tonight starting at 8:15 CT. (Kardashians must have cancelled.)"

------------------------------------------------------------

A humble star...

:D

To maintain my objectivity, I normally don't watch WOF (and Pat's ok with that...lol), but from what I hear tonite was hilarious due to a certain young 'wheelspinner' who could spell 'Achilles' but did this...

"Out came the now-notorious mispronunciation — A-chillus, with a hard 'A' — rejected by the show's rules and costing Batts a chance to win $1 million."

http://www.indystar.com/story/news/e...rtune/7716143/


@patsajak:

"Thum nighths a hotht mutht bite hith tongue."


:tv_happy:

Since the hosting company mistakes cost us 8 days or so of pure gold here (lol), I'll post up a bunch of Pat's tweets that were lost...
__________________________________________________ ___

@patsajak: It's Earth Day. Watch for class action lawsuit on behalf of other planets.

@patsajak: I'll be stunned if McDonald's "Random Red Couch" campaign sells even one McAnything.

@patsajak: Programming note: Wheel's Mythology Week has been suspended indefinitely.

(Nice 'parting gift' from Pat to the now $1MM poorer college student who couldn't say 'Achilles...lol)

@patsajak: Annual Game Show Hosts Easter Picnic yesterday. Alex's new cole slaw recipe was awesome. Wink won Easter egg roll again.

@patsajak: According to census projections, by the year 2044, approximately 35% of all grandmothers will be named Tiffany.

@patsajak: George Orwell was right, other than missing by 30 years.

@patsajak: Due to construction, tours of my house suspended. However, tours of my other house still available.

@patsajak: 13 hours of virtually nonstop NHL playoff hockey today. Please don't call until 1 a.m. ET.

@patsajak: Happy Easter from @MaggieSajak, her father and a giant chick dressed as a bunny. http://t.co/rVhVcZOd0m

@patsajak: Firing up grill for 2nd annual Peeps® & Spam® cookout. Small group this year. A lot of 2013 guests must be traveling.

@patsajak: Too busy to hide Easter eggs this year. Luckily, we can smell the ones we couldn't find last year.

:badidea:

@patsajak: Damn the career consequences! I'm hereby proclaiming my heterosexuality!

:lol:

@patsajak: How could Lassie find the sheriff and let him know Timmy was trapped in mine, but I'm watching my dog bark at a leaf?

@patsajak: Reminder for tax deadline: If you think taxes are too low, the rates are merely legal minimums; feel free to send more.

:lol:

@patsajak: To cut out middle man, I've sent all my personal info directly to Google & I'll copy them on everything in the future.

:thankyou:

lol

@patsajak: Pat Sajak Museum progressing nicely. Just finished work on Hall of Hair Spray.

:shakehead:

That's GOLD Cozmo GOLD!! :hello:

Thanks Jer. :thumbsup:


I was hoping you wouldn't say 'That's bitcoin, Cosmo, bitcoin!'

:BlahBlah: :BlahBlah:


lol

@patsajak: It's a quiet night at the Sajak house. Cleaning out corner curio cabinet. http://t.co/hh02RI6ApD


:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"Nearest @WhiteCastle is hundreds of miles away and I'm really craving. Can't do frozen. They just don't slide the same."

:popcorn2:


@patsajak: You don't hear the word "festoon" much anymore.


:lol:

A shot at Yankees pitcher at Michael Pineda
 

...aka Pine-aid-uhh. ;)

@patsajak:

"Sony Studio officials discovered pine tar on my spinning hand last night. Suspension hearing pending."


:animated_bye_bye_em


lol

@patsajak:

"4 slices of bacon & 2 eggs fried in the grease. Peaceful Sunday morning interrupted only by sound of hardening arteries."


:whenitsdone:


lol

@patsajak:

"Thanks to Google and the NSA, I never have to feel alone."


:grouphug:

@patsajak:

"Just joined PETA (I think it stands for People Entertaining with Trained Animals). Sounds like a fun group!"


lol