@patsajak

"If I win next Powerball drawing, I promise to split winnings evenly with all my followers. #TakeThePowerballPledge"


lol

@patsajak

"The Revenant is a fine film, but I'm really excited about next year's Broadway musical version."


lol

@patsajak

"Too much money for pro athletes! What about people who really make a difference in the world, like game show hosts?"


"After all the machinations, it will end up as Ryan vs. Biden. (If I'm right, I'm a genius. If I'm wrong, I delete.)"


lol

@patsajak

"Weather Channel decides to name coming winter storm Jonas. Would have preferred Leon, Sheldon, or possibly Marmaduke."

"Today's Twitter outage was terrible. No one was calling me an idiot except for friends and family."

Oh Yeah

@patsajak

"Ready for big snow storm. Stocking refrigerator. Buying new shovel & bags of salt. Checking batteries. Going to L.A."


OP- I think that's what they call 'manning up' out in Hollyweird...lol

@patsajak

"L.A. snowfall totals."

@patsajak

"Washington has ground to a halt. Plus, it's snowing a lot."