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"I just hope the next 14 debates are as informative and entertaining as the first 46."


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"It took a lot of work, but I hope this clarifies the situation."



#TheMindOfMinolta?


lol

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"Shoot for the stars. Even if you miss, you'll land on the moon. Though the lack of atmosphere will kill you instantly."


:P

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"From L.A. Times: "Mountain lion suspected of killing koala at LA Zoo."

This just in: frog implicated in fly massacre.

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"Another Rejected Before & After Puzzle: Clinton Foundation Garment"


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"Politics has always been fierce. Harrison once called an opponent a "bounder" and a "prevaricator." Ouch!!"


:popcorn2:

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"Notice to new followers: Admission fee lowered to $10 today only."


"Now that you're all here, I'd like to talk to you about @Herbalife."



:P

@patsajak

"I had some business with Alex Trebek today. Always great to see him, and I can use the extra insurance."

"Picked out my tombstone this morning. It reads: "R _ P Can I buy a vowel?" Hoping not to use it for a while."

"I'm getting off the fence. All in for Rubio!!"



lol

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"Let's try this: You can vote for anyone for Prez. Most votes wins. (Risks Kardashian presidency, but what the heck.)"


(From St. Patrick's Day)
@patsajak

"As we Poles say: Wesołego dnia Świętego Patryka!"

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"I'm so excited about my Earth Hour Party tonight. They just delivered extra generators to handle the outdoor overflow."