@patsajak

"Aside from grammatical issues, I found this sign on a nearby mailbox strangely sad."

@patsajak

"Latest Facebook stat: 56% of all photos posted since 2013 feature at least one tongue being stuck out."


No way...

:P

@patsajak

"I miss the debates. Maybe I'll watch some old WWE matches tonight to fill the void."

@patsajak

"Discovered that filling out my brackets after the games dramatically increases accuracy."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"So saddened by the death of Garry Shandling. Brilliantly funny guy. And a sweetheart, too. Did his show twice. RIP."

@patsajak

"Batman v Superman is a very powerful film. It has to be to ruin two franchises at once."


:G-Dub: :animated_bye_bye_em

@patsajak

"A wonderful Easter morning with my family watching the help hunt for eggs. My money's on the chauffeur this year."



:lol:

@patsajak

"Churchill worth repeating: Capitalism's vice: unequal sharing of blessings. Socialism's virtue: equal sharing of miseries."


"It probably doesn't mean anything, but if you rearrange the letters in DonaldHillary, you can spell Dollar Handily."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"I love twitter outrage. You can actually feel the anger coming through the fingers. Typing and snarling. Kinda cute."



lol

@patsajak

"When are we going to stop mocking and marginalizing fools every April 1? They have rights, too! #SafeSpacesForFools"



:D