@patsajak

"Bad news. Test marketing of the "Pat Sajak Strength & Nutrition Bars" failed miserably. May try reverse mortgages."


"If they had two political parties that held primaries on DC Comics' Bizarro World, they might look a lot like ours."

@patsajak

"Good news for those of you who hear my voice in your head: I'm now broadcasting in Dolby Surround Sound."


lol

@patsajak

"Please raise awareness."



lol

@patsajak

"We must deal with our crumbling infrastructure.

Meantime, I might start wearing Spanx."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"Did another 5K run today.

I can't believe people are willing to pay me 5K to be in their races."



#kingofcomedy

@patsajak

"Important race over in NY.


Pens beat Rangers."



#datsbad

@patsajak

"Vanna and I are thrilled to be on the new $100 bill. Although I don't understand the donkey on reverse side."



#goldstarsforeveryone!


:P

@patsajak

"Common question in 40 years: "Hey, Grandma & Grandpa, where were those tattoos located when you first got them?"



lol

PURE GOLD!!! :thumbsup:

#freegoldforeverybody!

:D