@patsajak


"It's Earth Day. Bought it a wallet. Hope it likes it."

@patsajak

"I like the blue check mark for verified users. Now Twitter needs another icon for dense ones. (None of my followers!)"


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@patsajak

"I'm very proud to have been named Marco Rubio's running mate. On to Indiana!"


lol

@patsajak

"Signed multi-million dollar deal with @ReebokHockey.

Actually, no $$ changed hands, but I got a free hat. #ItsYourGame"

@patsajak

"Found outside my door this morning. No safe space! May have to burn a few cars after brunch."


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@patsajak

"Pundit: (noun) An expert, usually political, who offers analyses & predictions that are often valued & generally wrong."


#Yep

@patsajak

"MLB asking fans to vote early and vote often for All-Star Game. Hey, I'm from Chicago. I know all about that!"

:shakehead:

#deadmenvoteinChitown

@patsajak

"Okay, no more vacillating. I'm all in for Cruz!"



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@patsajak

"Getting all geared up for tomorrow's Seis de Mayo festivities!"


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@patsajak

"My Stanley Cup final between @LAKings and @washcaps looking shaky."



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