@patsajak

"I have to pee, but I'm going to hold it until we get this whole thing figured out."


:drowninga:

@patsajak

"Breaking Hollywood scandal: De Niro & Pacino actually same person."


:wow:

@patsajak

"#selfie test"


lol

@patsajak

"Don't vote until you weigh celebrity endorsements.

We are on tv and in the movies. Some of us act or sing. We're cool."

@patsajak

"Associated Press reportedly ready to announce winner of November election later today."


#canalwater

@patsajak

"Scary stat for @SanJoseSharks & @cavs. No team has lost 4 games in #StanleyCupFinal or #NBAFinals*and then won series."


lol

@patsajak

"Before the name gets changed--and it will--Happy Father's Day tomorrow, dads."


:rolleyes:

@patsajak via twitter...

"Tim Stanley in @Telegraph: Tip for winning elections: don’t call electorate “thick” or “losers." It, er, turns them off."


#brexit

:animated_bye_bye_em

@patsajak

"Lots of Hollywood celebs say they'll move to Canada or Europe if Trump elected, even though Mexico is closer. #confused"



lol

@patsajak

"Please hold. Your call is important to us, although not important enough to hire enough people to answer phones."