@patsajak:

"Prediction: Next big "cause du jour" will be Plants Rights. No joke! (Can see posters now: Ficus have feelings, too!)"

@patsajak:

"Twitter shares drop 11% on Wall Street. Company considering lowering number of allowable charact"

@patsajak:

Rare photo of me giving away TV on 1950s black & white version of "Wheel." pic.twitter.com/SXj06TWX4w

@patsajak:

"You think the celebrity life is easy? My night shift sommelier just gave his notice."



:tv_happy:

@patsajak:

"Happened again. Asked waiter for fork and he said, "No problem!" I know it's no problem! IT'S A FORK! IT'A RESTAURANT!"

@patsajak:

"I fell prey to a con man when I moved to LA in the 70s. I still have boxes of Cuatro de Mayo t-shirts in my garage."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"There's something kind of pathetic about watching Californians forced to walk into stores carrying old paper bags." 09:31 EST

After obviously ignoring his PR firm's advice, he just posted this...


@patsajak:

"I suggest grabbing bunches of those plastic produce bags and taking them to checkout stand. #CivilDisobedience "


:lol:

:thankyou: :king:

@patsajak:

"To @BarackObama Thank you for visiting L.A. again today. Maybe another city next time? Yours truly, the drivers of L.A." 5/8/14 3:14 PM EST

@patsajak:

"To the driver who flipped me off this morning: You really should get rid of that "Coexist" bumper sticker." 5/6/14 11:53AM EST


(Note: I normally don't include the date and the time of Sajak's tweets. Thought today I should though. :lol: )

@patsajak:

Skeet shooting in Hillsdale, MI. (Don't worry...they were free range skeet.)"
http://t.co/YHUPc1k0nA

@patsajak:

"Designed my tombstone today. It reads, R _ P. Still debating including functioning wheel."


:popcorn2:

Tell him to go buy a vowel.

@TheBocaBreeze2: 'Final answer?' -;) @patsajak


...was my reply.

@patsajak:

"Still no organized protest campaign against unfairness of Mothers Day. I give it another year or two."

@patsajak:

"The world would be such a wonderful place without human beings. Just animals breathing clean air & eating each other."



:tv_happy:

@patsajak:

"Help...climate changing...must send money to lots of places...a lot of money...hurry...time is short...not kidding..."


:drama:


lol

@patsajak:

"Sorry about food pic, but it's Loco Moco in Hawaii! How could I resist? #LightBreakfast http://t.co/Jsx8ttjwlO"

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(There's some funny tweets from Sajak I don't post here due to the political humor/sarcasm. Not that there's anything wrong with that...lol).

@patsajak:

"Hawaii trip gave me great business idea. Edible leis! Instead of flowers, use raisins or small sausages. Can't miss!"



EDIT: first food pics, now lame leis jokes? IMHO dude was funnier before WOF sent him to Hawaii. Hopefully he 'recovers' soon.

:snapout:


lol

@patsajak:

"Grocery checkout agony: Do I destroy forests, strangle helpless sea creatures or use my own bacteria-laden containers?"


:headscratch:

@patsajak:

"Every device that beeps, buzzes or rings seems to take precedence over any actual living, breathing people in the room."


Sad but true...

SO TRUE

@patsajak:

"Just found out the hard way at local sandwich shop that you're supposed to PUT MONEY IN the tip jar."

:goggles:

Yep!

@patsajak:

"Even though I told him it was settled folklore, my young nephew remains a Tooth Fairy denier. (Those kids today!)"

@patsajak:

"School kids throwing away much healthier food at lunch than I did."

:lol:


@patsajak:

"Just watched the latest "24" on DVR. I'm exhausted. Might have to watch an Andy Griffith episode to decompress."

:faint:

@patsajak:

"Later today I'll be tweeting my views on the subjects of nuclear proliferation and free-range chicken."



I think this guy enjoys being :goggles:


lol

I noticed he was trending on FB earlier today. He apparently stated that "global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists."

Not really sure what patriotism or race has to do with global warming haha.

He tweeted it too a few days ago, but I didn't post it.

But it explains this tweet today.

@patsajak:

"As most of you know, original Tweet was intended to parody the name-calling directed at climate skeptics. Hyperbole."

@patsajak:

"Thanks for all the nice tweets. Too many to answer, but appreciated. Leaving now for meeting of Flat Earth Society."



:walkingdog:


lol

@patsajak:

"Today this Vietnam Vet wants to salute our fallen heroes, all you Vets & our active and reserve military members."

:thumbsup: :flag2:

@patsajak:

"Cuando me desperté esta mañana me he encontrado a mí mismo hablar y escribir en español. Muy peculiar."

(OP-More work for this Gringo... :shakehead: )

Using Google translate... "When I woke up this morning I found myself speaking and writing in Spanish. Very peculiar."


lol

@patsajak:

"I believe everything changed when Mr. Potato Head went to a plastic head instead of having kids rely on real potatoes."

lol

@patsajak:

"Went bowling with Koch brothers tonight. Two surprises: they're lots of fun after a couple of beers & they rent shoes."

:captain:

:badidea:

Peyton Manning agrees...






lol

@patsajak:

"Didn't really bowl with Kochs. They probably don't bowl & certainly don't rent shoes. Will use smiley face in future."

"Recorded all three nights of The History Channel's "The World Wars" to watch this weekend. No spoilers, please!"

"There's apparently a new thing called Instagram that's all the rage. Will report to you when I find out more about it!"


OP rates these tweets 4 out of 5 stars...pass it on.

:walkingdog:

lol

@patsajak:

"Thinking about supporting Term Limits (once I confirm they don't apply to TV Game Show Hosts)."


Isn't it nice that Vanna has let Pat keep his job this long? ;)

@patsajak:

"Sometimes being on Twitter is like being in the Star Wars Cantina without a bouncer at the door."

@patsajak:

"Was just offered these snacks on the train. And, damn, my food taster has the day off! "

:grouphug:

@patsajak:

"Just finished two days of clothing shopping in NYC for next season's Wheel.

Competing with Vanna is exhausting."

:badidea:

lol

@patsajak

"Forget plot & action; most amazing thing about TV's "24" is how everyone always has great cell phone service."

@patsajak:

"Due to sluggish economy, considering vowel rental program for next season."


lol