@patsajak

"Be sure to turn off your cell phone during "Hamilton." If it rings, you never know what they might say to you at end."


#actorsknowbest

@patsajak

"Former smallest measurement of time: the Planck unit. New standard: the Presidential honeymoon period."

@patsajak

"The @LAKings lose to the @SanJoseSharks 4-1. I'm demanding a recount. (And, besides, Kings had more shots on goal.)"


:P

@patsajak

"Why are we so uncivil? So angry with each other? One look at the urban landscape explains it: We're over-caffeinated!"


:burnout:

@patsajak

"Panicked celebrities yet to leave country. May be waiting for January with Inauguration & lower seasonal U-Haul rates."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak

"Quick way for news media to restore shattered credibility: admit they're out of news business & into narrative business."

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#whenpigsfly

@patsajak

"Looking forward to Friday event at @PacificAviation Museum. This is a sobering, yet inspiring, day to be in Honolulu."


:military: :flag2:

@patsajak

"Professor: Thanks for idea of grief counseling for Wheel losers, but they're grownups. They'll be fine. #Letters2Wheel"

:P

"The road ahead is going to be tough for @realDonaldTrump, what with his lack of community organizing experience."

:rolleyes:

"How one dresses at the end of 3 days in the Napa Valley after (perhaps) a bit too much wine."


lol

@patsajak

"Are you as offended by the phrase "happy holidays" as I am? It's not inclusive of those who don't celebrate holidays."


:D

@patsajak

"Just found out that isthmi is the plural of isthmus. Can't believe I've been mithusing it all these years."


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