@patsajak

"Is it just me, or is there something perversely entertaining about hysteria?"


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@patsajak

"Just walked into movie theater. Surprisingly crowded. Too many people catching on to Super Bowl trick."


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@patsajak

"I think I'm going to protest something today! Who's with me?!!"


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@patsajak

"I hate the guy who moved in next to me. I'm not even going to acknowledge him. #NotMyResident"


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@patsajak

"Eating at trendy Beverly Hills restaurant. I'm biggest name in here. Maybe not as trendy as I thought."

@patsajak

"I can't demonstrate today. I'm still worn out from the Feb. 2 "Not My Groundhog Day" march."

@patsajak

"Taping Wheel today. Having usual pre-show morning meeting. Reviewing alphabet and checking hairspray supply."

@patsajak

"Judge rules that showbiz site IMDb can list actual ages of performers. This 49-year-old is really upset by ruling."

@patsajak

"Until Academy recognizes my work in "Airplane II," I will boycott Oscars. I'll just find political speeches elsewhere."


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@patsajak

"Quick fix to avoid award show screw-ups: "And the winner might be..."



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