Originally Posted by Vegas69 (Post 375227)

Rumor has it that Doc Renner will be missing in action this year.

Originally Posted by GregWeld (Post 375233)

We will miss him! That leaves a hole in my heart.... but WTF -- it's one less mouth to feed! :woot:

Originally Posted by GregWeld (Post 375212)

I've had my screen name tattooed on my forehead. Will that help?


:cheers: :woot:

Let me help you get acquainted with some of the people so you can recognize them...

Kenny D - First thing you'll hear is "F U Who wants to fight?". Look for white tennis shoes - If these two items match - you've found him.

Rodger Lee - He's 9 and a half feet tall... wears dark rimmed glasses made with 1 X 4 .049 DOM stock, powder coated black.

Tracy Weaver - He's 5 feet tall and hails from Nebraska (enough clue right there) and has small pieces of various upholstery materials stitched to his fingers

Charley Lillard - 7 feet tall - bad foot - bad shoulder - grey hair - is famous and everyone is afraid to talk to him - so he'll be side by side with "The Stielow"

The Stielow AKA: The Godfather of PT - Medium size - dark hair - walks tall - stuck with Charley Lillard. Has an invisible driving suit on. Looks fast while standing still. People bowing to the god of all things Pro Touring is a dead giveaway that he's in the room.

Carl C - 4 and a half feet tall. Smells a bit like a gas tank... always smiling and happy to help so has a crowd around him discussing the various merits of electric fuel pumps.

Todd A. AKA: Vegas - Big chest - bigger block - smiling quietly while sipping suds... look for a shorter guy next to a Dr Renner. The 69 refers to his car, stupid. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Dr Renner - Listen for booming continuous laughter... follow that sound while looking up for the face from where it eminates.

Weld - Look for shortest - fattest - oldest guy in the room. Non-drinking aka BORING... standing alone in corner with nothing to say or add to a conversation.

Mark L - AKA: Bigtime - Listen for thumping sound of a pacemaker... and look for signs of recent IV lines...

Cris - AKA "Gonzo" - Tall dark and handsome man with a big smile. Ask loudly "who is the slowest man in the known universe on the auto X course?"... and he may step forward. Do not be alarmed he will not rob you.


Carter H - AKA: "Version number 9" - Look for an artistic man with cars and colors emanating from his fingers.

:lateral: :cheers: :woot:

Originally Posted by GregWeld (Post 375212)

I've had my screen name tattooed on my forehead. Will that help?


:cheers: :woot:

Let me help you get acquainted with some of the people so you can recognize them...

Kenny D - First thing you'll hear is "F U Who wants to fight?". Look for white tennis shoes - If these two items match - you've found him.

Rodger Lee - He's 9 and a half feet tall... wears dark rimmed glasses made with 1 X 4 .049 DOM stock, powder coated black.

Tracy Weaver - He's 5 feet tall and hails from Nebraska (enough clue right there) and has small pieces of various upholstery materials stitched to his fingers

Charley Lillard - 7 feet tall - bad foot - bad shoulder - grey hair - is famous and everyone is afraid to talk to him - so he'll be side by side with "The Stielow"

The Stielow AKA: The Godfather of PT - Medium size - dark hair - walks tall - stuck with Charley Lillard. Has an invisible driving suit on. Looks fast while standing still. People bowing to the god of all things Pro Touring is a dead giveaway that he's in the room.

Carl C - 4 and a half feet tall. Smells a bit like a gas tank... always smiling and happy to help so has a crowd around him discussing the various merits of electric fuel pumps.

Todd A. AKA: Vegas - Big chest - bigger block - smiling quietly while sipping suds... look for a shorter guy next to a Dr Renner. The 69 refers to his car, stupid. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Dr Renner - Listen for booming continuous laughter... follow that sound while looking up for the face from where it eminates.

Weld - Look for shortest - fattest - oldest guy in the room. Non-drinking aka BORING... standing alone in corner with nothing to say or add to a conversation.

Mark L - AKA: Bigtime - Listen for thumping sound of a pacemaker... and look for signs of recent IV lines...

Cris - AKA "Gonzo" - Tall dark and handsome man with a big smile. Ask loudly "who is the slowest man in the known universe on the auto X course?"... and he may step forward. Do not be alarmed he will not rob you.


Carter H - AKA: "Version number 9" - Look for an artistic man with cars and colors emanating from his fingers.

:lateral: :cheers: :woot:

Originally Posted by Vegas69 (Post 375227)

Rumor has it that Doc Renner will be missing in action this year. Reportedly, he's filming for the next "Dancing with the Stars". (Do I really need to post the photo again):D

Sipping a beer? More like how my big block devours dinosaurs. :lol:

Originally Posted by GregWeld (Post 375212)

I've had my screen name tattooed on my forehead. Will that help?


:cheers: :woot:

Let me help you get acquainted with some of the people so you can recognize them...

Kenny D - First thing you'll hear is "F U Who wants to fight?". Look for white tennis shoes - If these two items match - you've found him.

Rodger Lee - He's 9 and a half feet tall... wears dark rimmed glasses made with 1 X 4 .049 DOM stock, powder coated black.

Tracy Weaver - He's 5 feet tall and hails from Nebraska (enough clue right there) and has small pieces of various upholstery materials stitched to his fingers

Charley Lillard - 7 feet tall - bad foot - bad shoulder - grey hair - is famous and everyone is afraid to talk to him - so he'll be side by side with "The Stielow"

The Stielow AKA: The Godfather of PT - Medium size - dark hair - walks tall - stuck with Charley Lillard. Has an invisible driving suit on. Looks fast while standing still. People bowing to the god of all things Pro Touring is a dead giveaway that he's in the room.

Carl C - 4 and a half feet tall. Smells a bit like a gas tank... always smiling and happy to help so has a crowd around him discussing the various merits of electric fuel pumps.

Todd A. AKA: Vegas - Big chest - bigger block - smiling quietly while sipping suds... look for a shorter guy next to a Dr Renner. The 69 refers to his car, stupid. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Dr Renner - Listen for booming continuous laughter... follow that sound while looking up for the face from where it eminates.

Weld - Look for shortest - fattest - oldest guy in the room. Non-drinking aka BORING... standing alone in corner with nothing to say or add to a conversation.

Mark L - AKA: Bigtime - Listen for thumping sound of a pacemaker... and look for signs of recent IV lines...

Cris - AKA "Gonzo" - Tall dark and handsome man with a big smile. Ask loudly "who is the slowest man in the known universe on the auto X course?"... and he may step forward. Do not be alarmed he will not rob you.


Carter H - AKA: "Version number 9" - Look for an artistic man with cars and colors emanating from his fingers.

:lateral: :cheers: :woot:

Originally Posted by 96z28ss (Post 375318)

Is Doug not really coming out this year?
What are all the vendors going to do with all the extra shirts?

Originally Posted by bigtyme1 (Post 375485)

Greg, Todd, did you guys get a shirt last year? email me you size and I'll get some in my luggage for you. Got to get a few for the Ausies this year. Last year I tried to mail them out and they got lost in the mail.