@patsajak:

"The @LAKings have never led in regulation and are still up 2-0."


Side note...I wonder if 'The Hoff' was there?

lol

@patsajak:

"The @LAKings might be good."


@patsajak:

"Really embarrassed at Tonys last night. Turns put you have to be in a play to win one."

:shakehead:

It seems the Kings nearness to winning a Stanley Cup is affecting Pat's sense of humor. ;)

@patsajak:

Early today:

"You're Pat Sajak!"

"Yes I am."

"No you're not!"

"Yes I am!"

"No you're not!"

"OK, I'm not."

"Yes you are!"


:rolleyes:

@patsajak:

"Sorry, but I refuse to join either Thought or Speech Police until they get some really cool uniforms."


http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1...psc18b78e9.jpg

Uniforms...what could go wrong?

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1...ps8f251763.jpg

:tv_happy:

@patsajak:

"Just got a doggy bag at a restaurant. Do I have a moral obligation to give my dog right of first refusal?"

:thumbsup:

@patsajak:

"Had worlds worst @NHL bracket, but at least got Cup winner. Congrats @LAKings!"

@patsajak:

"Watched "Wheel" last night for first time in quite a while. I see we're in color now. I like it."

:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"We need to stop bringing lifesized cardboard cutout of me to contestant tryouts. Too many people prefer the cardboard."

:headscratch:

lol

@patsajak:

"Congratulations to Alex Trebek for hosting more game show episodes than anyone. (Not bad for a kid from Sudbury!)"



Trebek never ages...never ever!


:sarcasm_smiley:

@patsajak:

"Watched "Godzilla" on my iPhone. He's much smaller than I thought."

:popcorn2:

Angry tweeter to Sajak...

@TecDem:

@patsajak climate denial isn't funny, it's dangerous. Accept @ForecastFacts' challenge to meet w MD resident facing climate impacts

Sajak's response...

@patsajak:

@TecDem Ok. Cool.


:lol:

@patsajak:

"Updated my Wikipedia entry to include my stint as rodeo clown."


Probably scared a lot of people. :shakehead:




lol

@patsajak:

"Boy, they get testy in the drive-thru lane if you ask to have your Big Mac butterflied!"

:superhack:

lol


@patsajak:

"In order for world's fishing bait supply to be sustainable, all nations must cooperate. I believe in global worming."


:thankyou:

@patsajak:

"Stepped out of shower this morning and caught my wife dressing me with her eyes."

Ruh roh.

LoL! I'll have to borrow that one!

:thumbsup: :trophy-1302: :thumbsup:

:hello:

@patsajak:

"I'm collecting wooden blocks with sappy sayings on them for July 4th bonfire. Donations accepted."


If I saw the attached ...I'd donate it. :shakehead:

@patsajak:

"Beginning today, all my tweets will be peer reviewed prior to being posted."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"Remember when Letters to the Editor had to include real name and address? Funny how discourse was much more civil then."

@patsajak:

"Trying to talk @SIRIUSXM satellite radio into running audio replay of "Wheel" daily. They see flaws."


@patsajak:

"I must be careful. Pressure groups monitoring my feed. The red bee cross-pollinates. Hockey stick freezing. Plastics."


:lol:

@patsajak:

"A Hawaiian 4th. Fireworks and sashimi later."


I thought it was my patriotic duty to respond. So...

@TheBocaBreeze2: Pat, does your wife ever get tired of Vanna always tagging along?#thirdWheel -;) @patsajak

:poke:

@patsajak:

"Planning to spew a great deal of carbon this week. Would help if each of you would cut back a bit. Thanks."


:wrongforum:


lol

@patsajak:

"Now that I'm older, I'm buying more sympathy cards than birthday cards. (Well, at least I'm the one buying them!)"


@patsajak:

Before & After & Before & After & Before & After : Hey Jude Law School of Fish Taco Bell Tower of London Bridge Loan

:shakehead:


lol

@patsajak:

"I sure don't miss the old days when you had to physically paste wallpaper to your home phone. What a mess!"


Me thinks Pat been sniffin some of that wallpaper paste.

:badidea:


lol

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM wallpaper paste :idea:

:peepwall:

Ooops...me thinks I should be more responsible in my posting topics.

:D
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@patsajak: Having trouble finding LeBron James coverage on ESPN. Anyone know what's going on?

and...

@patsajak: Computer models have determined Wheel winners through 2024. May post results instead of taping shows. #SettledHangman


:buttkick:


lol

@patsajak:

"Sunday is always Open House Day for neighborhood kids. They seem to enjoy the challenges of the barbed wire & moat."


:ttiwop:



lol

@patsajak:

"No one was ever a bigger star for a longer time in both TV and movies. And a very sweet man, too. RIP #JamesGarner"

@patsajak: Having lunch with Alex Trebek today (no kidding). We order first & then waiter tells us what's on the menu (kidding).

@patsajak: Nice lunch with Alex. And he sold me some life insurance for only pennies a day!

@patsajak: Sitting with friends (and Angel fans) at O's/Angels. Secretly wearing orange underwear.

@patsajak: About to take a nap. Please, no tweeting.

@patsajak: I'm up now. Please go about your business.

@patsajak: I'm with the Occupy Angels Stadium group tonight. Planning to trash our suite later.

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The ebb & flow of a wheel man's life apparently.

:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"I think I figured out why we're getting dumber. It's so easy to find everything that there's no need learn anything."


I think I have learned I should not comment on the above.


lol

@patsajak:

"Truth: Someone called from group asking me to be Man of the Year. Said I couldn't; they asked who else they could get!"


@patsajak:

"Searching Twitter for something to be outraged about. It's so much easier than, you know, actually doing something."

@patsajak:

"Crisis! Getting haircut before tomorrow's taping, and my Flowbee has jammed!"



lol

@patsajak:

"My favorite tweeters: They read a tweet, respond to it, call you names & tell you no one cares. The irony seems lost."

@patsajak:

"Talks between Kelly Ripa and AP to form Kelly Ripa's Associated Press have broken down over acronym issues."



lol

@patsajak:

"Internet trolls are like modern-day bounty hunters, except for having worse morals & living in mothers' basements."

@patsajak:

"I've got to get a bigger TV. Can barely see Judge Judy's gavel."


:computer:

@patsajak:

"A nation's capital should not have a team with such an offensive nickname.

Please, NHL, no more Ottawa Senators."


:lol:

@patsajak:

My generation: first to damage eardrums at rock concerts & too vain for hearing aids. Favorite words: "Huh? What?"



lol


Or maybe this is the problem...

@patsajak:

"We add an odor to odorless natural gas for safety; we should add a motor sound to electric cars to hear them coming."

:thumbsup: :lol: :lol: :lol: