@patsajak:
For the record, I've never used steroids. Those amazing spins of the wheel all the result of hours of work in the gym.

@patsajak:
No red carpet at People's Choice Awards for me, but using red paper napkin on couch to catch my Pringles' crumbs.

@patsajak: "Lane closures to settle political grudges? Kind of makes you long for Burr-Hamilton duel."

Pat goin old skool.

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@patsajak: Hope I'm not nominated for Golden Globe. At Arby's and can't possibly make it on time.

@patsajak: Reportedly, msnbc streamlining apology process by creating computer template for on-air staff.

@patsajak: DirecTV may drop @weatherchannel tonight! Who'll make up cute names for winter storms & provide global warming info?

@patsajak: "Wheel" starts in 10 minutes here in LA. I've already lit the candles on the shrine and poured the wine.

@patsajak: I'm enjoying Twitter, but I still don't understand why people can't use complete sentences and proper punctuation, and still manage to conve

@patsajak: May sound morbid, but planning my own funeral. I want a big crowd. Would the "wave" be inappropriate?

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Great stuff

a wave at a funeral would be cool!

@patsajak:
Good news from New Jersey: all lanes to Super Bowl venue will be open.

@patsajak:
All these chores that need to be done at home are wearing me out. Writing these long lists for the staff is exhausting.

@patsajak:
Civil debate difficult when contrary opinion gets one labeled a "hater" or "denier." Equivalent of sticking out tongue.

:thankyou:

Glad you're enjoying it Jer.

I wasn't sure what kind of humor appealed to guys that fix racing trucks...

:peepwall:

:hello:


Trey,

You mean like this?

:animated_bye_bye_em

lol

@patsajak:

"Hired Wendy Davis PR firm to redo my bio. Turns out I was orphaned. Then reform school, migrant worker. Very inspiring."


lol

@patsajak:

"Spot loves the snow."http://t.co/ZvuELIHUMM

lol

@patsajak:

"To tell you the truth, now that DirecTV dropped Weather Channel, I miss them standing in snow saying it's snowing."