@patsajak:

"Love new PC Dictionary. Lists all inoffensive words & phrases. At $1.95, a great buy, and, at 3 pages, easy to carry."


Truth!

lol

@patsajak:

"Surprised to learn of my suspension by ESPN since I don't work for them."




I saw what he is referring to...Max Kellerman.

I love this thread

Thanks Jer. :thumbsup:

I have so many people to thank; the hair and makeup artists, the stage crew, and my Mum... :BlahBlah: :BlahBlah:

Oh yeah, and

@patsajak:

"The world is less funny today."

How True! :(

@patsajak:

"We can make our meanings clearer by eschewing obfuscation & casuistry and by amalgamating disparate postulations."


NSFW

:disgusted:

???


lol

@patsajak:

"One week vacation. No cell. No computer. No tablet. Nirvana. Have a good week, gang!"


:badidea:

lol

@patsajak:

"Hard to believe it was 15 years ago today when the media had everyone in a frenzy as the dreaded Y2K approached."


Some :G-Dub: was made....some $$$ was lost.


:lol:

AND WE'RE BACK!!!! :hello: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Jerry.....

:hello:


@patsajak via twitter

"Tried to pay for lunch with a carbon credit. Had to switch to Visa."


lol

Skipah :grouphug:

Jer,

Would you mind if we first went this route instead?



lol

:lmao: :lmao:

@patsajak via twitter..

"Oddly enough, I use a State Department email address."



:popcorn2:

Whoa
 

Sajak is a BAMF..who knew!

@patsajak via twitter...

Advice to hosts at restaurants frequented by Hillary Clinton: do not say, "I'll send over your server."

@patsajak via twitter...

"I love taking pictures with fans.

And most of them seem to understand the need for the $10 service charge."



lol

@patsajak via twitter...

"In over 32 years of Wheel, Pat Sajak has remained conscious in all but 12 episodes. #WheelFunFacts "

@patsajak:

"Can't wait for Amazon Drone Delivery. Tired of waiting 24 hours for my nail clippers and tube sox to arrive."


:popcorn2:

@patsajak via twitter...

"Nearly run over by noiseless electric car in lot. At least it would have dramatically decreased my carbon footprint."


:drive:

A twofer
 

@patsajak:

"Governing has gotten easier now that everything has been boiled down to three choices: mandate, ban or decree."

@patsajak:

"After being in Eastern snow 2 days ago, nice to be lying out in the LA sun. Suit & tie uncomfortable, but still nice."

@patsajak:

"Google privacy policy: you have none."

:hello: :patriot:

Thanks Jer, your post reminded me to look in on the oldest U.S. born game show host working on a non-cable access game show. Trebek's a Canuck...not that there's anything wrong with that. And that Bob Barker guy now just works for some animal husbandry cabal IIRC.

:thankyou:

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@patsajak:

"Next one who interrupts conversation to check cell phone will be placed in choke hold. Jail time worth satisfaction."


:lol:


@patsajak:

"Driver that cut me off on 405: Appreciate your bumper sticker, but maybe 1st we should learn to coexist on freeway."


Sounds like Pat is uber-pissed.

:ohsnap:

@patsajak:

"Having great family fun watching household staff search for eggs.

If butler's lead holds up, it'll be 3 wins in row!"



:lol:

^^ :rofl: :rofl: ^^

The replies on twitter to this tweet are...interesting.-;)
 

@patsajak:

"To help CA water shortage, I've placed a brick in each toilet. The splashing is annoying, but happy to do my part."



lol

@patsajak:

"Only when we have enough laws to properly govern our behavior can we truly enjoy the freedoms of America."


lol

@patsajak:

"The Fifth Beatle. #WhosLaughingNow "

@patsajak:

"Is it just me, or is there something different about Bruce Jenner?"


lol

@patsajak:

"When I had minimum wage jobs, my goal was to better myself, not to better the minimum wage."

AMEN!!!:shakehead:

@patsajak:

"Thinnest material known to man: a journalist's skin."

@patsajak:

"Without mankind despoiling the planet, animals would be free to roam, stalk, kill and eat each other."



lol

@patsajak:

"Very excited about my handmade jewelry collection. This beautiful brooch only $3,500."


#theWheelAndTheRoomMustBeSpinning


lol

@patsajak:

"Movie idea: Internet system destroyed in 2030. No one able to learn anything, locate things, communicate in person."


lol

@patsajak:

"The quadrennial spectacle begins. Presidential candidates trying to figure out how to pretend they're regular folks."


OP- oddly enough, former president and former actor Mr. Ronald Reagan had no problem showing who he really was....IMHO. :)

@patsajak:

"Remember this: If you make the most out of every minute, you'll be totally exhausted in about an hour and a half."


:popcorn2: