LOL man

Dude, I slept on his FUTON and parked my beater next to his lowrider with the 26" Asanti's. Oh yeah, it was parked between both his 69's in THE one and only Renner hot rod shop. Take that to the bank and cash it!:yes: :unibrow:

Well I could say I used to date Megan Fox, and know one would believe me unless I have pics. So let's see how that check will cash now Big Baller.


It's all just hot air unless you have pics, For all I know you might be a Doug Renner stalker. You could pull your car up and park in his driveway and help yourself to the open back window while him and the family are away. Being friends like that is not the "LEGAL" kind. The Law Doggs frown upon these kind of friends. It's called celebrity stalking. :D :D :D :D :D

Now if you came and stayed at my house nobody would brag about that, Except maybe Megan Fox.....

The reporter covering Chuck Norris was just re-assigned by TMZ and is now following Doc Renner. :wow:

Update

"Megan Fox and Doug Renner spotted on the set of the latest version of "Transformers" where Dr. Renner's "Apollo 13" will be cast as the newest edition to the Octimus Prime Possie." When asked how working with Mr. Renner was going she replied "Let's just say that there is no better arm candy--nuff said". She then made a puzzling statement which didn't make sense; "Way better than the last fabricator boy from Bakersfield who I won't name since that would be mean". When asked if the last boytoy was handsome, she replied, "He was very tall".

More to come----

Darren.

Well boys if it's posted on the internet it must be true. I hate to brag but our boy Dr Doug McDreamy's assistant posted it here.

And you know what they say about "Tall Guys".

Man this has been a week to remember, Doug posted in my thread and Megan is still talking about me

HA HA!!!!:cheers:
That's it. Not Gap spray for you!!:lol: :rofl:

Obviously in this upcoming Transformers movie Optimus Prime will now have 8 legs, hence his new name that Doug has secretly revealed to all of us. I'd better contact the Transformers forums and give them the inside scoop. This is huge news.

Not one to brag, his resume also includes choreography. One of his proteges performed Dr. Renner's signature routine in this memorable performance while Doug wept openly proudly receiving his 'Disco Lifestyle Award' .

I think I just pee'd myself...

I remember the good "Doctor" working on that routine. Very proud moment I'm sure. This was just before he invented the panel gap spray I think.