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Douglas is a triple threat for sure: talks, dances and sprays.

Doug emailed me a pic of his new car today. Told me not to show anyone prior to a big unveiling but I couldn't resist. Sorry Doug. Umm.. Nice... car.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...4029_large.jpg

Nice stance!


:hail: :hail: :hail:

Are those Rushforths??

Everyone knows those wheels are too small to be in Dr. Renner's possession.

FAIL

Pamela Anderson Renner. (Mr. Renner's mistress, and part time whatever he needs)

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read on this site. I have never met Doug Renner, but I am so insprired by his story that I bought one of his Fan Club T-shirts!! :hail:

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_dig_doug_tsh...02qzj3_400.jpg

Immediate Press Release

Mr. Renner has now entered into a contract to produce a line of shirts that are catchy, yet very intimate. Shirts available in all sizes, including a special size for "Ironworks" called "Tall but not Handsome". Word has now swept through the suburbs of Chicago and the momentum is expected to move West as San Francisco Distributer Dave Gordon (FLASH68) --who no longer owns a Camaro and is the model shown here---was felt to be the perfect west coast fit due to his petite male frame and "Boy George" like moves. Dr. Renner appreciates such diversity and supports lifestyles of all types of car enthusisasts everywhere. There is no slowing down this tide--and it's rising.

God Bless you, and God Bless America.

Darren, Spokesperson (with stock options in the now gone public Renner name) to Dr. Doug DFRESH Renner.

You do not need to actually meet Mr. Renner to bask in the glow of his Dougness...

At least this one isn't too low.. I think Clark might approve...

Thanks Doc Renner. I'll take over from here...

With the new line of t-shirts, and soon to be other Team Renner shwag, releasing soon, we are expecting a massive backlog of orders due to this insane demand. And as the West Coast Distributor based out of the Castro district in San Francisco, I am looking for qualified, motivated individuals to help me handle this business and get ready for our anticipated IPO in the spring. Yes, this will be that big.

All backgrounds and skill sets will be considered, as this isn't rocket science here people. And it surely isn't as difficult as getting the gaps consistent in your old muscle car.

Please forward all resumes to my personal assistant's attention:

Toddski (Vegas69)
[email protected]


Thanks for this amazing opportunity Doc Renner. I am truly blessed.

Toddski-----

LOL Man