@patsajak:

Damn! Just about to settle in for SOTU when I remembered I haven't watered my Chia Pets. Big collection. Will take time.

@patsajak:

Expected temperature for Super Bowl XLVIII at kickoff is about XXXIV°


@patsajak:

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to schedule State of the Union address on Groundhog Day?


:lol:

@patsajak:

"My favorite tweets are when people care enough to tweet that they don't care about my tweets. Seems…oh…contradictory."

@patsajak:

"Looking forward to Letterman completing his guest-hosting gig so I can return to my CBS talk show."


:snapout: Patty...

lol

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@patsajak:
"NYC's run on mini hot dogs and Sterno cans traced to Smart Car drivers planning tailgate parties at Super Bowl."


lol

@patsajak:

"My final Super Bowl prediction: 27-13."



lol

@patsajak:

"Tried to pass on the freeway today, but was stopped by two Seattle Seahawks."


:D

@patsajak:

"Feel sorry for those in the East who don't get The Weather Channel. They don't know what to call latest snowstorm."

Former weatherman Pat is irritated. ;)
 

@patsajak:

"Ok, I'll explain again: cold, snowy winters do not disprove global warming, but warm winters do prove it. Got it?"