@patsajak:

"I wonder who heads up the ESPN Suspendable Tweets Division?"

"Dangerous new movement gaining strength in United States: Occupy Space."


lol

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Jerry...

:hello:


@patsajak:

"Given the negative connotations of the term "game show host," we prefer to be known as "entertainment facilitators."


lol

Skippah :hello: :relax:

@patsajak:

"It's been nice to see the softer side of Mrs. Clinton. Take that, you candidate warming deniers!"



:popcorn2:

I like one of the replies even better...
 

@patsajak:

"True story, I swear. Going to work in LA today and saw a bicyclist in one of the bike lanes!"


@ChoctawRunner: @patsajak

"He might be unwittingly supporting Governor Moonbeam's assisted suicide legislation."


lol

Sad but true :bang:

@patsajak:

"Maybe I should just grab a cab."


:lol:

Deep thoughts...lol
 

@patsajak:

"If you drove 5 miles less per day, that would be 35 fewer miles per week."

@patsajak:

"Instead of debating climate policy, shouldn't we be evacuating places that will be under water in 5-10 yrs? #PlanAhe"


:drowninga:

@patsajak:

"Given the monumental traffic tie-ups, security & logistical problems, shouldn't the Pope just have used FaceTime?"



:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

Pope: "Flee the temptation of narcissism." Sajak: "What, and give up show business?"

lol


@patsajak:

"Photobombing a Polaroid shot on the set more than 20 years ago. I was a man ahead of my time."

@patsajak:

"Surprised to see profile of me in Weekend Wall Street Journal. I thought reporter was trying to sell a subscription."


http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-cons...man-1443218583

@patsajak:

"I'm driving a half marathon today. Must remember to stay hydrated."


lol

@patsajak:

"Following Washington National's precedent, if I'm attacked by Vanna during show, I expect her suspended for season."


#Othehumanity

@patsajak:

"Split my time between CA and MD. Drought in CA, flash flood watch in MD. At least it averages out perfectly. #stats"

"Somewhere along the line politicians discovered it's more fun to tell people how to live than it is to fix potholes."

"I embarrassed myself in a discussion with Vanna tonight, confusing the Paleolithic & Neolithic Periods. #Mortified"

"Is it my imagination, or did we start downhill when the Personnel Department became Human Resources?"

@patsajak:
"Glad hurricane computer models were so wrong. I'm sure models for the future are more accurate. #SettledScience"

@patsajak:

"Apparently I've reached the age where, even if nothing hurts, I'm required to grunt when I stand up. #ThatsAttractive"


:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"Since House Speaker does not have to be a member of Congress, I'm thinking of running. Perfect for a game show host."


:thankyou:

@patsajak:

"Before it becomes a career-damaging sentiment, Happy Columbus Day."

lol

#sadbuttrue

From a few days ago...
 

@patsajak:

"CNN still deciding first debate question. Either, "Why do you want to be President?" or "What's your favorite color?"

@patsajak:

"Pete Rose on Fox Sports 1 makes betting on baseball only his second greatest offense."


lol

Keep em coming :G-Dub:

Jer,

Yer monthly financial $upport makes it possible.

:thankyou:

@patsajak:

"I didn't think Joe Biden was running until I rearranged the letters in his name to spell "I need job." Hmmmm."



:popcorn2:

@patsajak:

"Political debate and discussion have pretty much died and been replaced by dueling talking points. It's exhausting!"


@patsajak:

"Nice of Joe Biden to leave it to the young folks."


lol

@patsajak:

"Remember that happiness can't be determined by the size of one's wallet, but by the purchasing power of its contents."



#Thatssomewheelwisdomrightthere

@patsajak:

"I plan to blow out my birthday candles early and spend the rest of the day recovering."

#He'sEvenOlderThanWeld

:wow:


@patsajak:

"Another correction to my Wikipedia bio: though I often performed with the Four Tops, I was never an official member."


lol

just read some of this stuff... Funny

I'll let Pat know. Heard he's a big fan of your work too.

#wheelmenlikeleather

:D


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@patsajak:

"Re tonight's debate: The whirring sound you hear is journalists turning over in their graves."


@patsajak:

"Having a great time in Montana."


lol

@patsajak:

"Note to trick-or-treaters: my electrified fence will be deactivated between 5 and 9 tonight."


#hasalawyeronretainer

@patsajak:

"My time management skills are improving. I've been an hour early to everything the last couple of days."


#wonderifVannalaughedatthistweet

@patsajak:

"You used to call me on my, you used to, you used to, yeah, you used to call me on my cell phone."

#thatsgonnabeahit

:lol:


@patsajak:

"To avoid confusion, beginning tonight Vanna and I will be introduced as the hearts of the show. Hope this helps."

#twittersbetteridea

:shakehead:

@patsajak:

"Russian activist offering 5,000 rubles to 1st person who yells, "Этот балет действительно ужасно!" at Bolshoi ballet."

(via google translator...'This ballet is really terrible.')


lol

@patsajak:

"The Bill O'Reilly/George Will Celebrity Tennis Tournament has been postponed. No makeup dates have been announced."


lol

:catfight:

@patsajak:

"Happy Veterans Day to all my fellow vets and their families, with deepest appreciation."


:military: :flag2:

@patsajak:

"Wheel fun fact: Vanna and I left show 3 years ago, but still receive fees from use of our computer-generated images."


lol

@patsajak:

"On this Friday the 13th, I laugh at large hotels that don't have a 13th floor. They do. It's called the 14th floor."


#thatswhyhemakesthebiggbux

@patsajak:

"In new TV popularity poll, I finished just behind my cardboard cutout. Thanks to all who voted."

@patsajak:

"Taping "Wheel" today. Except for some occasional coded language from Vanna, it's my safe space."

lol


"Weather Channel has goofy policy of naming winter storms. Bad enough to shovel snow; now you have to shovel Bella."

#buckleupkitten