Who's this Doug Renner guy?
 

Is it just me or is this guy in every magazine? Four for four magazines I've recieved lately has had this guys low rider in it. Camaro Performers twice, Chevy High Performance, and now Good Guys. Anybody know if he's running 24's on the back? :rofl: :rofl:

I'm glad you said something. Personally, I'm tired of seeing that thing and its big wheels in every magazine I read. I think I'll have to write a letter to the editor of Camaro Performers if I can ever remember the editor's name, wasn't it Brad Penny, or something like that? In any case, he needs to be made aware of what horrible taste he has in cars. Not everyone likes first gens and not everyone likes rollin' on "Dubs." Please mister Brad Penny, if you're reading this, please feature a car with some class like a third gen with 16'' wheels.

He made Howell an offer he couldn't refuse for all the West Coast coverage.

I've met him... he's "okay".

He's really just out to make Todd jealous. :rofl:

It's all about the gaps and big wheels:rofl:

Media whore!!!

Can I have your autograph?

Doug, I'm sure you can sell your 22s and get some 24s under there. :lateral: :D

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hey! isnt that the short guy that makes greg and tony look tall!:D
it makes sense that he turned a sweet 69(minus the massive door gaps) into a east LA low rider!!!:cool:

what the hell is going on here

I can speak for the others, but if you can't beat them on the track, you gotta do it on the internet

Dude its a smear campaign get in on it:rofl:

Man, I can't believe this thing is 2 pages long and he has not come in for his verbal beating. He must be doing another photo shot or helping orphans and widows. What magazine this time, Doug? TV Guide? or Nat Geo.

Maybe he is using my new door gap improvement spray in a bottle trying lock down the Muscle machine award. We have sent 3 case to some guy in the OC.

Hay Doug old buddy the spray does not work, it is a scam. Just don't tell anyone and we will be RICH.

The should be a new bumper sticker. That's funny my friend.

I agree, :yes: :D

lateral-G's new official "Attention Whore"

Hey!

I rese...mble that remark!

That's got to be it.:cheers: :cheers:

Going by the timeline in this video, Doug may be tied up for a couple more days.

If his man cave wall is any indication of how much his black camaro is going to get magazine coverage. Then we aren't done seeing it in magazines.

His man cave is plastered with magazine articles of his green camaro.

It's presumptuous to assume that Mr. Renner will still post here for free.

Pretty soon He will be on Entertainment tonight and then the Apprentice. He is probably too old to end up on the cover of Teeny Bob magazines. Then someday he will fall from Glory and come back to his real friends.

Hurry back Doug we will miss you, Buddy.

That guy with the gaps in Camaro.:P

Better there - where they have a spray to fix it --- than in your teeth I guess.

It will fix teeth also, but it is poisonous.

That f'in dude is everywhere..

I was at an alignment shot (Clarks House of Suspension) and we were jibber jabbing about Camaros and he said "Hey do you that guy with the black '69? Tall guy and the car is too low"

Yea, he was asking me if I knew Dougie Fresh.. I said, "Yea, he's in this issue of our mag wanna see a picture?"

He saw it and thought the picture should have been bigger.. dammit!

Does anyone not know the legend that is Doug?

I paypal'd him $5 so maybe he will grace us with his presense..

Clark's!! I thought I was the only one who knew of that shop!!

I'm not lying when I say this, I have not laughed that hard in awhile. Leave it to Todd to start a thread like this----the comments in this thing are priceless. I'm going to go ahead and say that it is clearly the best thread i've ever read, and shockingly close to true---To everyone that has posted thus far, nicely done. Couple of favorites, "Pay Pal'd him 5 bucks, Media Whore, DUBS, 24's on back, which mag now, Gaps"--shoot they are all awesome--

Well, you won't believe where I am going right now--and this is true---I have a personal invite to the Chevy HI party being held at their offices tonight. It is invitation only and I believe the car will be included in their coverage story---LOL u bastards.

Next mag is Lowrider

XXX-OOO

Doug

Well finally Renner's ghostposter intern responds.

We're not buyin it Darren!

I'll betcha you don't even get Rupp's fiver from your celebrity boss.

Damn it, that Dos Equis commercial is true. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.

Matt

I have spies everywhere... :_paranoid

This is Darren, Mr. Renner's assistant---Mr. Renner wanted me to send a message to you all while he is currently having high Tea with a Mr. Nick Lacata and a Mr. Steven Rupp at the corporate offices at Interlink Media-- and I quote, "Having the time of my life with the model from the latest cover of Camaro Performers---looks like the cover shot is in the bag with Low Rider mag thanks to Rupp's pull at Interlink, Lacata then countered with both the model and the next cover of his rag--no one understands how difficult it is to manage this much attention, no one---I am alone".

Mr. Renner was then brought out to a car waiting for him and was whisked away to another private party being held at Import Tuners since they also greatly desire the car and are hoping for a piece of the "Legend". Please understand, it is difficult for famous people such as Mr. Renner to spend a lot of time "surfing" car sites when he is overly busy framing all the pictures of his car from all of the magazines it has been in.

Thank you for your enthusiasm, understanding and God Bless America.

Darren, Assistant & Spokesperson for Mr. Doug Renner.

Darren,

Mr. Renner is just using you to play hardball with us... but quite effectively. :mad:

But I do agree to pay his post tax...that was worth it!



:lol:

This Doug guy is doing pretty well for himself, huh?!?!
That's awesome Doug! Keep up the good fight man!:thumbsup: :cheers: :cheers:

Guys this is hilarious! :rofl:

I'm out of town and just got a chance to check in on this thread. :rofl: :rofl: Good stuff...

This thread is freaking hilarious :rofl:

Model + wife reading this thread = I am alone.

:lol: