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You guys haven't laughted this hard in a long time

My son brought this to my attention. You just have to read this.

http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=191379

Thank You!

Reminds me of when I was in college and working at Autozone...had a customer reading the label of a fuel injector cleaner and the label read "Make sure to keep dirt and debris clear of gas tank when adding cleaner"...the customer literally asked me with a straight face if he had to add dirt into his gas tank when he added the fuel injector cleaner. Even though I was completely dumbfounded, I responded to him with a straight face "Yep, you gotta add dirt to your gas tank":cheers:

Reminds me of a post I saw a couple of years ago...

Guy detailed his car and did Armorall on the tires.... He thought the sidewall looked so good he then did the treads too... And kept doing it every week .... He posted because his car was handling like ****, had no traction and was sliding around alot.... He was looking for help about fixing his suspension :)

Wow. Really? Wow.

As posted on the other forum, I guess we all have to start somewhere right?

smh.. wtf is wrong with people? someone should take the dipstick and beat him with it for being a dumbass and take his car away.

That sh*t was funny, thanks for the laugh.

Just think, These people VOTE

Remember the forum thread about the 'monkey' hands? That was my all time favorite...:lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratman67 (Post 387623)

i can't believe it seized up in only 3 minutes.

i bought an old fiat 124 spyder with a 1400 cc dohc, i built a 2L engine for it and had it on the engine stand ready to install. just for grins i drained the oil and went driving with a buddy to see how far we could go with zero oil in the engine, we made it 23 miles! some highway at 7o mph then started heading towards home, it started self destruct about 2 miles from the house, it wouldn't pull 5th so shifted to 4, then 3 then 2nd and it finally seized about 50 feet from the top of the hill that went to my house. we got out pushed it over the hill and i coasted into my garage. i swapped the engine the next day, then took the oil pan of the old 1400 engine and removed all the main and rod bearings...they were all perfect, zero seizure damage!!! a piston seized in the cylinder bore that's what killed it

Wow! Thats impressive.
I've always wanted to do try this with something. It will happen one day lol.

What I find scary was the guy had 632 posts. What could he have been contributing if he thought the dipstick tube was the holder for the dipsticK?

Darren