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fleetus macmullitz 10-10-2013 10:50 AM

A star tries to give back... again:)
 
Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 6m

"Signed over 7,000 autographs in past 3 days.

Been able to give away nearly 300 of them so far. Car windshields next."


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:tv_happy:

fleetus macmullitz 10-11-2013 04:30 AM

Just saw this...

Now he's dragged Vanna into his 'mess'. :shakehead:




lol

WSSix 10-11-2013 06:36 PM

That's funny. She's still gorgeous after all these years. Until recently, I never knew Sajak was so funny and witty.

fleetus macmullitz 10-13-2013 10:07 AM

From today; hopefully his dream comes true...lol

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 6m

"Dreamed Progressive's Flo was mauled by Geico's gecko. It was actually a very pleasant dream."

fleetus macmullitz 10-15-2013 07:07 AM

Today's 'Patsy'... lol
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Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 8m

Thinking of lowering $10K entry fee in order to increase followers. BTW, some of you are still behind in your payments.

fleetus macmullitz 10-18-2013 03:46 PM

More Pat & Vanna hijinks
 
Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 3h

What goes on behind puzzle board?



http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1...ps60f43ecc.jpg

fleetus macmullitz 10-20-2013 03:54 PM

More Pat.. badly.
 
Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 2m

Binge-watching Breaking Bad backwards from last episode to first. No spoilers please. Can't wait to see how it starts.

fleetus macmullitz 10-22-2013 12:01 PM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 5m

Joined PETA, thinking it meant "People Eating Tasty Animals."

Trying to get dues back.


:gitrdun:

lol

fleetus macmullitz 10-24-2013 09:12 AM

More wit and wisdom from Pat today...
 
Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 2m

"I wonder if Maury Povich stays in touch with all of his guests."


:badidea:



:D

Flash68 10-24-2013 10:19 AM

Keep em coming Cosmo. :D

Code510 10-24-2013 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flash68 (Post 512337)
Keep em coming Cosmo. :D

Agreed. I never knew Pat was such a funny and witty guy. Wonder if his previous job was stand up comedy?

fleetus macmullitz 10-24-2013 11:21 AM

Well, here's what Pat posted as his 'bio'.

But I think it raises more questions than he answered. :_paranoid

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Pt14 #PatsTwitterBio Hired for “Wheel” in Dec 1981, and begins planning next career move, knowing show won’t last long.

Pt13 #PatsTwitterBio Hired in 1977 as local weatherman at KNBC in LA. Perfect choice because there’s usually no weather.

Pt12 #PatsTwitterBio Gets first TV job in Nashville in 1972. Wins 14 local Emmys. (Who's going to bother checking?)

Pt11 #PatsTwitterBio First 2 radio jobs at minimum wage ($1.80/hr at the time). Picketing fails to raise that to $15.

Pt10 #PatsTwitterBio Begins radio career. Later has Post-DJ Syndrome due to repeated exposure to Helen Reddy’s “I am Woman”

Pt9 #PatsTwitterBio Joins Army. Sent to Vietnam. Accidentally wanders into Hanoi. Frightening, but good to meet Jane Fonda.

Pt8 #PatsTwitterBio With career goals set, Pat graduates HS, attends college, majoring in Good Hair and Teeth.

Pt7 #PatsTwitterBio Fails auditions for all school shows because of “lack of talent.” Decides on Game Show Hosting career.

Pt6 #PatsTwitterBio Irritates other kids by demanding school makes suits and gowns the official dress code.

Pt5 #PatsTwitterBio Shows inquisitive side by asking first teacher if she’s married, where she’s from & if she has hobbies.

Pt4 #PatsTwitterBio Gets first spanking when he steals the R,S,T,L,N & E alphabet blocks from other kids.

Pt3 #PatsTwitterBio Natural entertainer. Drops diaper for neighbors. Mother dreams of political career for son.

Pt2 #PatsTwitterBio Named Bob Barker Sajak. On hunch, mother changes birth certificate to Alex. Later settles on Pat.

Pt1 #PatsTwitterBio Born 10/26/46 in Chicago. Very easy birth. Dr. Heimlich later adapts method to choking victims.

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:D

fleetus macmullitz 10-26-2013 12:42 PM

Pat turned 67 today...so here's some more 'Patty's
 
Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 1h

Coolest birthday gift so far: wattage booster for electrified fence. And just in time for Halloween, too.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 20h

Even though I'm turning 67 tomorrow, I try to remain hip, groovy and right on. Peace and love, bros.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 25 Oct

Another birthday tomorrow. Party plans changed a bit when Fire Marshall nixed my cake. Looking for candle alternatives.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 22 Oct

My PETA friends & I rescued snails from French restaurant. (Smelled good. Might have to rescue some foie gras later.)

fleetus macmullitz 10-28-2013 12:06 PM

From today...
 
Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak

Enjoying Bahamas beaches. Put conch shell to my ear...think I heard someone from NSA listening.

fleetus macmullitz 10-29-2013 07:49 PM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 8m

"Doing a puppet show with Slim Jims. That might be enough wine for the night."


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:lol:

fleetus macmullitz 11-01-2013 09:02 PM


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 35m

Spent a year-and-a-half in Vietnam, and this is as tough as I could manage to look! pic.twitter.com/Krc3RnReFp

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYCS8ZhCMAAlofY.jpg:large

fleetus macmullitz 11-02-2013 07:49 AM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 20m

"Autumn in LA. Vanna's sequins are changing color and falling to the ground."

fleetus macmullitz 11-06-2013 03:17 PM

The man is a joke making machine...
 
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...f4_normal.jpeg Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 23h
Quiet night. Just relaxing on the patio. pic.twitter.com/6xtH6I3wpA


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYWA9yFCMAEbLeD.jpg:large

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak Lunch at Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles in LA. But added some collard greens to make a balanced meal.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 6h
I think the eyes on my Neil Diamond Fathead are following me.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 5 Nov
Taking a cue from the @NHL, I'm planning to jump Trebek and pummel him in an effort to fire up my staff and prove my manhood.

fleetus macmullitz 11-07-2013 08:06 AM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 9m

"We celebrity types have the right to speak up on any issue. The public has the right (and usually good sense) to ignore us."

fleetus macmullitz 11-12-2013 12:35 PM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 15m

Reportedly, great progress being made to fix ACA website. Press release delayed due to shortage of mimeograph fluid.




:stirthepot:

fleetus macmullitz 11-14-2013 07:48 PM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 16m

Trying to decide whether to upgrade from The Clapper to The Clapper Plus. Went through same dilemma with Chia Pets.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 13 Nov

Yard sale this weekend. Vowels up to 80% off. All ceramic dalmatians must go. Loose sequins in bulk. Used name tag special.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 13 Nov

Even though my CBS talk show was canceled in '90, I still tape it daily in my basement. Gallagher was great last night.

fleetus macmullitz 11-16-2013 02:16 PM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 34m

OMG, just spotted Alec Baldwin! Going to snap a few iPhone shots. Sure he won't mind.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 53m

New deadline for ACA website fix: November 31.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 7h

Using my new "As Seen on TV" Ear Wax Vac to clean interior of my car. It does a great job, but might take all weekend.

fleetus macmullitz 11-18-2013 09:46 AM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 2h

"Surprise call from Miley Cyrus agent. Wants her to fill in for Vanna, but thought of her licking letters just too repulsive."


:tv_happy:

fleetus macmullitz 11-18-2013 02:30 PM

Hard to keep up with Pat sometimes...lol
 
Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 42m

"Monthly game show hosts sleepover tonight. Wink (Martindale) tells the scariest ghost stories."






fleetus macmullitz 11-20-2013 08:40 AM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 21h

I keep following and then unfollowing @DalaiLama. I just want to see how long it takes him to snap.

fleetus macmullitz 11-22-2013 11:42 AM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 1m

Storm Watch here in LA. Nearly an inch of rain in two days! HELP US!! Where's FEMA?! AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 24h

First show starting in 5 minutes. Just had a big bowl of gluten, and I'm ready to rumble!

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:D

fleetus macmullitz 11-23-2013 08:49 AM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 46m

Just signed up for ATA (Affordable Turkey Act). Government helps you choose bird and assigns approved side dishes.

fleetus macmullitz 11-26-2013 12:26 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...f4_normal.jpeg Pat SajakVerified account ‏@patsajak



I'm so well known. Driving around, people honking, waving and yelling my name. And Wheelmobile is really fun to drive.


http://newsroom.mohegansunpoconodown...2012/04/03.jpg


:tv_happy:

fleetus macmullitz 11-26-2013 03:51 PM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 6m

To military families who are separated this week: Have a Happy Thanksgiving, and thank you for all your sacrifices. #USA

fleetus macmullitz 11-27-2013 03:17 PM

Pat Sajak@patsajak 3m

"Can't believe I ran into my old high school shop teacher at the mall. He looked great! We hugged and high-foured."


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:D

fleetus macmullitz 11-29-2013 09:52 AM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 1m

Going to the mall soon. Anybody need anything?

fleetus macmullitz 12-01-2013 05:44 PM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 5m

"Nothing cozier than hot cocoa on a cool night, Christmas music, and watching the help trim the tree.


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lol

glassman 12-01-2013 06:30 PM

^^^^I got a good laugh outa that last one....

fleetus macmullitz 12-01-2013 07:44 PM

I sent him a reply. ;)


Skip ‏@TheBocaBreeze2 1h

Trebek trims his own tree; he's Canadian ya know....lol @patsajak

WSSix 12-02-2013 04:19 PM

lol, nice Skip!

fleetus macmullitz 12-02-2013 04:49 PM

Trey,

Sometimes he replies back.

But he's never offered his digits...

http://th167.photobucket.com/albums/...3A1F7A9C-1.gif


lol

fleetus macmullitz 12-02-2013 07:58 PM

Ok, some more Pat-isms :)
 

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 9m


"Turns out it was a typo. It was supposed to be hope OR change."


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 14h

"My application has been accepted! Beginning in January, my tweets will be delivered by drones. Heads up!"

fleetus macmullitz 12-06-2013 11:10 AM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 10m

"Already done over 12,000 steps today on my @fitbit and still haven't left my bedroom."


:D

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Uh oh...looks like Pat's got a 'lil nasty side to him.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 16h

"It's easy to mock others. That's why I do it."


:lol:

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Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 4m

"Yes, there are 3 Rs." "Sorry, no Ns." "Yep, 2 Ts." Just some of my clever remarks on "Wheel" tonight. Set your DVR.

fleetus macmullitz 12-08-2013 03:54 PM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 7h

"Heading out to cut live tree for Christmas. I figure my neighbor's not going to miss one lousy palm."

fleetus macmullitz 12-09-2013 06:53 PM

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 7h

Can't decide whether to advise our viewers to get a reverse mortgage or to send a fee to Nigeria to get a big payoff.


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My take... Wheel of Fortune producers will attempt to purchase twitter and then 'shutter' it. ;)


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