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Shmoov69 12-30-2013 10:08 PM
A male fairy tale
 
A MALE FAIRY TALE:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

Rick D 12-31-2013 05:54 AM
:lol: :lmao: :lol: :lmao: :lol: :lmao:

:bump:

intocarss 12-31-2013 07:35 AM
:trophy-1302: :king: :hapdance: :hapdance:

CamaroMike 12-31-2013 07:48 AM
:lmao:

This is great, I can think of some people who would love that life!

califconstruct 12-31-2013 08:21 AM
The American Dream!...:flag2:

cluxford 12-31-2013 02:11 PM
Love it...

New years been and gone here, my wife and I set new year resolutions for each other.

Mine to her...no more bitchin and complaining and telling me what I can and can't eat / drink etc.

It's now 9:10am here 1st Jan. She's already failed.....

hers to me: Listen to her more....lol

tones2SS 12-31-2013 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by califconstruct (Post 525800)
The American Dream!...:flag2:
HA HA!!
YES.

Ron in SoCal 12-31-2013 04:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cluxford (Post 525869)
Love it...

New years been and gone here, my wife and I set new year resolutions for each other.

Mine to her...no more bitchin and complaining and telling me what I can and can't eat / drink etc.

It's now 9:10am here 1st Jan. She's already failed.....

hers to me: Listen to her more....lol
Sounds like the perfect relationship Chris! :lol:

Track Junky 12-31-2013 05:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shmoov69 (Post 525747)
A MALE FAIRY TALE:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end
Really didn't need to hit quote but I couldn't help but have to see it again before I posted. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

waynieZ 12-31-2013 08:12 PM
I love it!!!!!!!!

olds87 12-31-2013 08:27 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

That is funny.

GregWeld 12-31-2013 08:31 PM
Been with my wife for 42 years --- our big discussion this evening... did we want to go to bed and watch the end of the football game -- or go to bed and read.




Great story though!!!!!

Rod P 12-31-2013 10:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shmoov69 (Post 525747)
A MALE FAIRY TALE:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end
dude!!! you been following me around?

Vince@Meanstreets 01-01-2014 12:44 AM
damn thats the life. My wife won't let me eat spam. She says it makes my farts loud and smell like potato chips, hot wings and beans.

Shmoov69 01-01-2014 01:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vince@MSperfab (Post 525978)
My wife won't let me eat spam. She says it makes my farts loud and smell like potato chips, hot wings and beans.
LMAO!!!:gitrdun:


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